Good Morrow, Cher Winklevoss!

[furloughday]

Title: Good morrow, cher Winklevoss!
Words: 4k
Pairings: Mark/Eduardo with allusions to Chris/Dustin & Divya/W2
Rating: PG
Summary: The Social Network royalty AU. Mark needs a date to the ball.
A/N: For pidgeoned. With verbal help from crazykookie, shifty-gardener, & longswordho.
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[pidgeoned]

S. I am studying at the moment (surprise surprise) but I will be finished soon and reward myself afterwards (by reading this fic) I love your pairing header. I plan to borrow the Divya/W2 soon :">

[pidgeoned]

superscript did not work. i am unfamiliar with the tags. ):

[furloughday]

it's just "sup"

and hearts, my friend.

[furloughday]

You are a good person.

[pidgeoned]

I LIED. I READ PART OF IT. (I PROMISE TO GO BACK TO STUDYING ASAP)

But when they met at in front of the five hundred guests in attendance and the three billion people who would eventually see this broadcast on television and on tumblr, his heart swelled with a calm assurance.

Dustin was Mark's best man. He gave out a joyous whoop the moment the rabbi said, "You may kiss the commoner." and five thousand pounds of rose petals fluttered down from the ceiling.

[furloughday]

YOU READ ALL OF IT!

I really wanted them to have rose petals. So I made it happen. "You may kiss the commoner" was R's line. She is a genius.

[pidgeoned]

The beginning parts reminded me of The Prince & Me. I might've been 13 when I watched that. Also I am neglecting my studies. Why do you do this to me, S. WHYYY.

[furloughday]

Oh my gosh, I always meant to watch that movie because I was in love with Julia Stiles, but it never happened. Good thing I wrote it, then.

Do not neglect your studies! Kekekekke.

[pidgeoned]

Oh my god S. a lizard skittered across the floor. I don't know where it came from. It appeared on a whim. ):

[furloughday]

I love these descriptions of your life. I sometimes imagine you live in the forest scene in My Neighbor Totoro.

[pidgeoned]

I cried multiple times while watching that movie because S. I am surrounded by the occasional rice paddy and fear for my sister's safety half the time as she tends to go off on her own without telling me. She's nearly fifteen and taller than me but I worry, you know? I dream of a riding a cat-bus with large maniacal eyes for headlights. I am sure that is Jesse's dream also.

I made three bowls of guacamole today. I think I will start signing letters/bank statements S.P. and then people will ask me why and I will flip my now-straight hair (as my mother hates my curly hair) over my shoulder and say, "Ha! I'm part of the P**rish family! The estranged crazy sister Smeagol!")

[furloughday]

Oh my god, surrounded by the occasional rice paddy. I imagine they move, you never know where they'll be. I heard you're not supposed to step in the water of rice patties because you can end up with weird insects under your skin. So...watch out for that is all I'm saying.

Did you eat all of the guacamole? Or did you push it on anyone who walked into the kitchen?

The P sisters, unfortunately, do not have straight hair. You will most obviously not be one of us. ♥

[pidgeoned]

I am at the kitchen table, attempting to study and read fic simultaneously (also leave you annoying comments). I will conquer this. With the grace of God and all those who stand before this fic.

[furloughday]

Does anyone read fic standing up?

[pidgeoned]

Only I do, I think.

[furloughday]

I want to start doing this. I heard it's actually really good for you to stand in front of the computer.