Nepeta: Examine loot. (WIP)
> Examine EARTH PAINTS.
When you discovered that Paradisa grants wishes, you were sure to wish for a set of quality PAINTS right away. It's nice because you can paint guilt-free for once, instead of thinking about the hundreds upon hundreds of culled trolls that make up ALTERNIAN PAINT.
> Examine BUNNY.
The John Human gave you this stuffed gift while he sang a strange song about what you think is the human equivalent of matespritship to a rather silly human girl. You're not really sure why he gave it to you, but you decided to hang on to it in case he ever wants it back.
> Examine GIRL'S BEST FURRIEND.
Of course the very first thing you would ALCHEMIZE would be a sweet ROLEPLAYING OUTFIT. It's extra sweet because you can totally hunt in this thing as well. In fact, it's so awesome that your sylladex has a hard time loading the image due to all of the awesome overload. It's so much to behold.
> Examine CAT STICKER.
Mr. Brock Samson gave you this impawssibly adorable sticker. You will treasure it always.
> Examine COMB.
You may not be the Maid of Time, but you can certainly stop it for ten seconds with this thing. You sure are glad you decided to take it from the LOST ROOM deep in the bowels of INSOLITUS.
> Examine JACKET.
Kanaya made one for each of your teammates, with a matching symbol for each troll. Sometimes you wear it instead of your long coat so you can be reminded of her. It makes you a little sad but you like to think that she might come back someday.
> Examine GREEN SHELL NECKLACE.
Sollux gave you this necklace that he bought on an island during the last world change. It is just about the prettiest thing you own, and you will pretty much treasure it always.
> Examine THE FROG PRINCE BOOK.
A tale written by humans about a dashing prince who is turned into a slimy croakbeast. In order to regain his original form, he must receive a kiss by a princess. It's a good thing you found this, or Aradia might have been stuck as a frog forever!
> Examine CODING NOTES.
Within the covers of this adorable notebook lies a sacred coding language that Sollux was kind enough to teach you. With it, you have mastered the art of making AMAZING WEBPAGES. You've duplicated this card so that Terezi can have a copy.
Credit for this inventory idea goes to manipul8trix, who is super awesome and humble and said I didn't have to credit her. WELL GUESS WHAT I JUST DID.