In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Become a slut.

Get your resolution here

Alright :)

Although I must say I'm not into new year's resolutions either. If I want to change something in my life, I'll do it on my own schedule, TYVM.

Narf. I can't believe I got that one. Here's to you, Spi. :)

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Bwuaha.

Your Boobies' Names Are: Milk Shakes

Get your own Boobie Names

Yes, I know I don't have boobies but this was too funny to pass up.

*sings and shakes cans*

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge

:D

:D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Well that was pretty accurate. Although I hoped they didn't mean "gamer" as in D&D, because there's some things I just won't do.

Well that considerably made my day better. I got woken up by the assholes from the water company. They shut off the water at my parents place even though it had been paid in full and on time. After that, I got shit directions to find the place and I couldn't locate it. Good thing I can still shower at my place. I think I'll try again