This...is actually so sad I can't even lulz at it. To be a 64 year old man in love with a cartoon mouse...AND to suck at drawing...well let's just say I can't even BEGIN to think -I- have it bad, now. Jesus.
Don't forget, believes she LOVES HIM BACK, made his whole family dress up as Gadget, made sculptures of Gadget (some of them nekkid!), wrote poetry not just about but TO Gadget, and thinks of his grandkids as "New Rangerphiles!" ...I hope his kid grows up despising it, and winds up on the news for offing the old fart over it before age gets to him. "Here Jackson, I have some new Ranger toys for you! Here's a Brazillian Dale toy I got for $58 off of eBay, here's a French scaled-up reproduction of their flying machine you can cart all your little friends around on I got custom-made for $250, and here's a matching jersey and fur-lined bomber jacket with the Ranger logo!" "Oh, that's great gramps...And...I have a present for you..." "What would that be Gadson? Er, Jackson." "Frozen ch-ch-ch-ch-CHEEYEEEYEEEE-EEEEESE!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA FACE THE CURSE OF MONTYZOOMAH" {stabstabstabstabstab} *kid goes free on insanity defense* He's like a damned cultist. For a cartoon character WHO ISN'T EVEN HIS!!!
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...I hope his kid grows up despising it, and winds up on the news for offing the old fart over it before age gets to him.
"Here Jackson, I have some new Ranger toys for you! Here's a Brazillian Dale toy I got for $58 off of eBay, here's a French scaled-up reproduction of their flying machine you can cart all your little friends around on I got custom-made for $250, and here's a matching jersey and fur-lined bomber jacket with the Ranger logo!"
"Oh, that's great gramps...And...I have a present for you..."
"What would that be Gadson? Er, Jackson."
"Frozen ch-ch-ch-ch-CHEEYEEEYEEEE-EEEEESE!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA FACE THE CURSE OF MONTYZOOMAH" {stabstabstabstabstab} *kid goes free on insanity defense*
He's like a damned cultist. For a cartoon character WHO ISN'T EVEN HIS!!!
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