Been a while since I got a death threat

[furyk]

I call a friend named Eileen who I haven't talked to in forever this morning while trying to kill time. About two hours pass and I get this in my e-mail (It was enlarged and bright red, both of which I'm not going to put you through

Comments

[wolfbaronxylo]

No real death threats contain jelly-bean Hackey sack imagery right? I gotta hope.

[chloe_almathea]

Sometimes I swear you have a massive target on your forehead that says: weirdos attack here.

in other words, that's damn funny.

[iluvikarishinji]

Wow. She really picked a moronic asshole for a boyfriend.

[numb_fern]

Everything that happens to you is too funny.

[sagechaozu]

That is indeed coming straight from the Brokery (Factory + Broke inc). I think he wants to go out with you rather than his g/f having a chance? I think guys hit on guys in the weirdest of ways.