Liz: I just recorded everything you said when you were on the phone
Me: Why?
Liz: Because I was practicing?
Me: Practicing for what?
Liz: for when I'm an adult and have to record people's conversations!

9th Annual Punk Rock Bowling Tournament

For the love of God, we have to get a team together.

(i do not know what it is about you that closes
and opens; only something in me understands
the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands

Symptoms: neurological tingling, muscle twitching, headaches, sleepness, weak muscles, sensitivity to light, swollen joints/joint pain, and moodiness ( Read more... )

Naked mole-rat, or penis with teeth?

you make the call


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One thing that I've come to realize is that it is all fine and good to have dreams, but all the wishing in the world can't make your dreams come true, and having all that hope just makes reality hit harder.

- I have three papers due this Monday, and only one is written
-Glen is gone for the weekend
- tappy-tap is at it again
+ Library book sale= 25 cent books
++++ LAUREN IS COMING TO VISIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glen and I are forming an army to march on HBO headquarters and demand that Carnivale be un-canceled.

Why is everyone freaking out over the death of Steve Irwin like he was the pope or something?

I locked myself out of my own room today, and I would probably still be locked out of it if it weren't for
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um...dayna hacked the ole lj. that doesnt necessairly mean I didn't kill  jesus christ though