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Voting
Who on my friends list---or anyone reading this----has NOT registered to vote?
I will help you do this! I will pay for your postage! It is to my benefit (and a lot of other peoples) that I get as many people to vote in the primaries as possible, so TAKE ME UP ON THIS.
Here's why: When given the option, people generally like freedom. They enjoy making ( Read more... ) -
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Mon francais avance.
Hier soir j'avais un reve ou' Laura est venue d'obtainer sa licence et je cherchais une colocataire francaise. Bien, je voudrais habiter avec Laura toujours, mais si je dois trouver une nouvelle colocataire, je voudrais une qui est francaise. Pour practiquer. -
Good Shift
The other night, I talked to an old man in the bar where I work about Ron Paul. He antagonized me a while before admitting that he really liked Ron Paul and Libertarian ideas. Two people in an adjacent section overheard our conversation and spoke to me later when I ran a beer to their table. They were impressed by our conversation and wanted to ( Read more... ) -
I HAD A MULLET
I got up and CUT that skeazy little tag-a-long.
So GOOD PEOPLE OF PRAGUE. LISTEN TO ME.
1) It's SUMMER. It's HOT. The trams are fucking GREENHOUSES ON WHEELS. They are SO HOT that all the body-washing you didn't do this winter is EVIDENT NOW. So get one and all to Tescoes, buy a goddamn bar of Faa and CLEAN OUT those crevices!
2) Restaurant Servers ( Read more... ) -
Alex
In response to Alex:
I tell stories better in person, as you might know. You may thank Mr. Ray and blame a long history of abyssmal English proffesors (excepting Ms. Einstein, who does the work of God). So instead, I'll give you a short array of teasers which you may inquire about upon my return.
TeasersMy first 5 minutes in Germany; Finally, the ( Read more... ) -
Behold
I made a nice-looking map of the path I took over spring break, complete with a legend, a title, and color-coded cities, and I intended to post it here. But Livejournal says I have to have a paid account, and I am not going to get one, so you'll have to imagine the circle: It went from Prague, to Munich, to Stuttgart, to Strassborg, to Paris, to ( Read more... ) -
State Meme
1. Go to Google (or Yahoo) and type, "You know you're from (your state) when"
2. Cut and paste the list
3. Bold the items that apply to you
So here's mine, from Tennessee:
You've never met any celebrities....other than Fred Thompson
"Vacation" means going to the family reunion.
You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and ( Read more... ) -
I.Q reaching record lows
I've been drawing lions all morning and it's turned me into a babbling idiot--
"Aaaw KITTIES...aaw wook at it *yawn*, aw it's such a widdle kitty!" -
Dance, dance, twist, twist, but please don't demolished the stove
Oj! Svijetla majska zoro!
In a Trafika (Liquer Store):
Me: "Please, I would like some Kaluha"
Cashier: "Canoe?"
Me: "No, Kaluha."
Cashier: "Galoises?"
Me: "KaLUha"
Cashier: "Bankomat?"
Me: "Ne! KA-LU-A!"
*long pause*
Cashier: "Alright, now I just don't understand you."
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