New Jersey..she's horny

Jul 29, 2004 22:08


got this from eric's fyle...funny and very clever



A girl said to her date "You're in for a trip. I have been told I have a body like New Jersey." He grabbed her waist and asked, "What's this?" She replied, "This is Middlesex." Then he grabbed her butt and asked "What's this?" She replied "Freehold." Then he grabbed her breast and asked "What's this?" She replied "Point Pleasant." Then he looked in between her thighs and said "I guess that's Cherry Hill?" She replied, "No, that's Eatontown." Then he pulled down his pants and replied, "Welcome to Wildwood!"
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