[This eleven-year-old just arrived in this weird place, but she's instantly fascinated by the pair of strange-looking things.] Woah...
[She laughs in wonderment, and turns her attention to the person.] You're... selling eggs? [She has an egg of her own-- a bright orange one-- held in her hands and visible in the video.]
[ The video remains focused on the Pokémon, but Niou speaks from behind the camera. ]
Well, since there seems to be some interest. Gotta breed the things, first. [ As if to himself: ] Wonder if I could just lock 'em in my room for a day or two.
Gotta figure out pricing an' shit, too. Not sure what they'd sell for around here.
[She gives a little cringe and makes a disgusted face at the mention of breeding. EW COOTIES.] ... Gross.
[She shrugs.] Dunno. But I'd totally try buying one of those things if you started selling them! Not that the... other mom left me with much to spend. [Strange amount of spite Coraline has for that woman.]
'Nless there's some law against it, why couldn't you? [ The camera zooms in on the Rotom. ] Just hatched this guy, so it might be a while, but the 'Dex says they're pretty rare, so if there's people wantin' to buy, why not breed and sell?
Still thinkin' on that. Guy around here says 'e can get 10k for shit that's wild up here, since we're kinda outta the way. I figure I should be able to net 15k an egg.
Anything it's seen before. [ The camera closes in on Ditto. ] Say hi, Sugar.
[ Sugar turns itself around and blinks big Rotom eyes at the camera. ]
I dunno, but I figure Rotom eggs can fetch a pretty penny. 'Pparently, they're kinda rare. Might poll the network, find out what people're willin' to pay.
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You can sell eggs? [interested stake is interested]
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Well, sure, if I can get 'em to breed. [ He points at Rotom. ] The eggs'd hatch into those.
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It isn't very cute.
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[ He suddenly releases a Girafarig between them. ]
That's cute.
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Woah...
[She laughs in wonderment, and turns her attention to the person.] You're... selling eggs? [She has an egg of her own-- a bright orange one-- held in her hands and visible in the video.]
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Well, since there seems to be some interest. Gotta breed the things, first. [ As if to himself: ] Wonder if I could just lock 'em in my room for a day or two.
Gotta figure out pricing an' shit, too. Not sure what they'd sell for around here.
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[She shrugs.] Dunno. But I'd totally try buying one of those things if you started selling them! Not that the... other mom left me with much to spend. [Strange amount of spite Coraline has for that woman.]
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Well, I'll be sellin' 'em over the network whenever I get around to it, so keep an eye out.
... Might cut you a discount, if you're not the annoying kinda kid.
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How much are ya sellin' eggs for...?
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[ Sugar turns itself around and blinks big Rotom eyes at the camera. ]
I dunno, but I figure Rotom eggs can fetch a pretty penny. 'Pparently, they're kinda rare. Might poll the network, find out what people're willin' to pay.
How much would you pay?
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[She looks sideways. If she's gonna get an egg, she's damn well going to steal it. Not pay for it.]
You could probably make a lot of money that way though!
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And yeah, I'm gonna make a lotta money. Kinda the plan.
[ God, I really want her to steal shit from him someday. So much. ]
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Er... I'll pass...
What are those things, anyway?
... And why is one purple?
[She has not yet witnessed the wonder that is Niou's color-challenged Ditto.]
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They're called 'Rotom,' except that one's a Ditto. It's purple 'cos my Ditto's a friggin' retard.
[ The last word is basically aimed at Ditto, who doesn't seem to mind much at all. ]
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