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[futariniousama]

[ Dearest darlingest residents of Johto:

Those of you fortunate enough to be looking at your 'Gears right now are about to be trolled. ♥

Whatever you're doing, the screen of your 'Gear goes suddenly black, then bright blue. White text types itself out on the screen. ]

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN

Comments

[ video ; filtered ]

[wantnotneed]

[Just... lol. what is this. Mammon laughs a little before turning the Pokegear back on.]

Where'd you get that washing machine?

[Voice]

[parkground_jay]

[A bit of a laugh]

...I gotta admit, that was kinda cool, except for the possessed washing machine part.

[text/video]

[futariniousama]

too much?

[ The video clicks on, and the Wash Rotom reappears. Its door opens, letting a soapy, wet purple Pikachu stumble out. The Pikachu shakes itself, then spreads its arms as if to say 'ta-da!' ]

[text]

[parkground_jay]

Well, not too much, just... I've dealt with possessed washing machines before, man -- don't ask -- so it kinda brings back flashbacks.

[Technically he hasn't dealt with possessed WASHING MACHINES, but he HAS dealt with all other sorts of freaking possessed electronic devices, SO.]

[text/video]

[futariniousama]

my bad. this guy's pretty cool, tho. check it.

[ The feed opens again, this time to the Wash Rotom transforming itself into a Frost Rotom. The refrigerator doors open, and a hand reaches out to take a can of cream soda. ]

[video]

[usedmeditate]

[Subaru may have flung the gear away from him when it did that. Oh god, what is that he doesn't even-- is it possessed? Oh man... When he turns it back on and notices the video post.]

Ah!! [there was something in there oh man is that poor thing okay--] Um-- um-- is anyone there?! Is everything okay?!

[text]

[futariniousama]

TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG

[text]

[usedmeditate]

[he's bad at trying to use these things for text, so it takes awhile, but he finally replies--]

I'm sorry I don't know what a zig is! Are you alright?

[text] I apologize. ;;

[futariniousama]

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video.

[reimprovise]

[... oh Niou. Have chuckles.]

Terrorizing the network again?

video; filtered.

[futariniousama]

Thought I'd provide some entertainment for my fellow Pokémon masters.

[ This said serenely as he lounges in the armchair in his room, fedora tipped low over his eyes. ]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

[As it turns out, Heather's in the middle of typing a message to somebody or other, when... the screen goes all chameleon on her and the words start appearing.]

.... w-what the fu-- ???

[And when the VIDEO appears, well... let's just say Silent Hill characters and televisions showing staticky, disturbing videos don't go together too well.]

[Video] I love that .gif. ♥

[futariniousama]

[ If and when Heather chooses to pick her 'Gear up and turn it back on, the Network displays as normal! She's welcome to view the most recent video post, of course (assuming she's not going to pitch her 'Gear again). ♥ ]

[Video] IT IS MY FAVORITE

[foolishwren]

[LATER. MUCH LATER. She will be picking it up and taking a look at the video feed. UGH. At least it's not shutting her 'Gear off...]

[She's still too jumpy to be replying over video herself so she just satisfies herself by firing off this disgruntled text.]

what the fuck, man

text; yes he's copying you

[futariniousama]

what the fuck, man