The Sacrifices I make for you People

[futilitarian_]

You're probably surprised to see this username grace your friends page. After all, I haven't updated in about two months. But don't think that because I've neglected you people I don't care. I do, Really. The real reason I have been incognito is due to some unexpected offers in advertising. Before long you may see your friends page littered with

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[thegodofwar]

North Dakota, NOW WITH BLACK PEOPLE!

Sorry this just reminded me of the whole state quarter thing that Conan O'Brien does. Welcome back dawg!

[bobbola]

i dont know about you guys, but arizona is much worse. let me explain.

yes, you can advertise a state, but you cant do much with a motto like, "the grand canyon state" so what do we do? advertise causes!

first we have the "dont fuck with the environment" plates:

[ashcanprobably]

Dude. A few days ago some spineless piece of shit actually snapped my license plate in two trying to jack my sticker and left me the laughing stock of some smart-mouth highway patrolman that pulled me over on my way to school. Now I have to waste a day at the DMV with all the riffraff. What the fuck?

[pdanielson]

Did you punch a nun in a former life or something? That's just bad karma right there...

[somnambulisa]

lol omg and missouri is, like, the show me state lol!!11 that's so funny!

[hanoony]

Welcome back Cotter :o)