Voicemail

[future_sandworm]

"You have not reached Leto Atreides, but his message device. However, if you leave a message I will attempt to get back to you."

Comments

Phone Madness!

[peace_n_war]

"A dove down my pants? Look, buddy, I don't know what you think you're getting at, but I really, really hope you enjoy first-degree burns."

[From here.]

Re: Phone Madness!

[future_sandworm]

[continued here]

Re: Phone Madness!

[future_sandworm]

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