good morning!

[future_bird]

so yesterday i did a stupid thing. i was at work and this black man walks in and kathy calls him over to her desk to be helped. he had a tear tattoo on his upper left cheek right by his eye. i've seen a few people with tattoos like that and because i am completely uncultured when it comes to urban standards i walk up to him and ask him what the

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[nouvelle_vie]

What color is blood, sweetie? That's what color they wear.

<3

[future_bird]

blonde moment of the century!

[nouvelle_vie]

Seriously. Somebody needs to get out of Virginia Beach. :-P

Come to NY. I'll ghettoize you... you desperately need it...

[future_bird]

haha. i live with a black girl from georgia. if she can't help me, i am beyond help.
how is odu BTW?

[under_thesun]

I hope I'm not out of line...but... have to say...

LYNNE! LYNNE! Oh my god!

at least you didn't DIE! oh god! D:

(Don't worry though, I didn't know what the tattoo was either...)

[future_bird]

yeah, it was pretty tragic. joyce told me she is going to teach me about urban life so that i don't get myself shot.

[hielofbullets]

"We both look good in gold, we could mess everyone up and become latin kings" - Seth Rogan in Knocked Up.

[future_bird]

not sure what you are insinuating here...

[hielofbullets]

It's a joke about joining a gang. Two people are getting married and one looks good in blue while they other looks good in red. So they decide that rather than crips or bloods, they should just be latin kings.

Also, in all fairness, I can't be held fully accountable for saying that yesterday, i was pretty baked.

[future_bird]

baaaaaaaked.

[pinchic]

So its been a minute since I've been on here-- and I read this post.
Holy crap, how are you still alive woman?
We had a convo about this a long time ago dear. Call me before you deal with street things remember?! Yeesh.