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[futureabsolute]

So, I've been getting bitten by spidersFUCKINGGROSS in my sleep. Today I woke up with two(!!!!) on my face. I am soooooooooooooooooooo disgusted. I'm looking into ways to keep them out... and if that doesn't work I'm never sleeping again.

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[thekillingblow]

Maybe a spell...

[futureabsolute]

I'll need your help with that one.

[jrtrippin]

I had that same problem at my old apt, shit suuucccks, you can buy spider traps at hardware stores....shit aint vegan though, sorry brahhhh

[futureabsolute]

If the spiders aren't vegan, I'm not going to treat them that way. Haha. Do the traps work?

[jrtrippin]

I dunno, I never got around to actually buying them, after the first couple bites I figured I wasn't dead yet so I wasn't too worried about it

[veronporter]

I had one at the ranch. I went through a period of intense paranoia where I wouldn't sleep in my room for like 1-2 motnhs. I'd sleep upstairs with brad and alicen every night. Finally I got one of those electronic spider beacons. I believe they omit a super high pitched frequency that keeps spiders away within a certain proximity. If this is true, then they are undoubtedly vegan as they are redirecting, and not harming the spiders. I never saw a spider in my room after I got that thing, that's not to say they work though.

And who cares if killing spiders is vegan or not anyway? I'm going to kill anything that poses a physical threat to my well being. Especially FASCISTS DUDE!!!!!

[futureabsolute]

As long as you don't sleep here, you'll be fine. I have yet to actually see a spider.

[brando_commando]

If you've never seen a spider, it's probably bedbugs.

[futureabsolute]

I looked into that and I don't think it's bedbugs. If it were I would just kill myself. The thought of spiders is bad enough.

[xxzoltanxx]

inside out