A STORY ABOUT FRANKIE, WHICH GOES AS FOLLOWS:

[futureauror]

There's a reason why I don't care for beach holidays with the family. Aside from a deep dislike a great screeching gulls (one swooped down and plucked a cucumber sandwich right from my hand once! From my very fingers!) and sand itching around in uncomfy places, the beach is where my Uncle Algie taught me how to swim. Knowing how to swim is well

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[jabberalice]

YOU CAN SWIM?????

[futureauror]

YES????

[jabberalice]

WILL YOU THROW ME OFF A DOCK AT LOW TIDE??????

[futureauror]

OKAY WELL HIGH TIDE INCREASES CHANCE OF DROWNING IN UNDERTOW, BUT LOW TIDE MEANS COULD HIT HEAD ON A ROCK OR SANDBAR OR SOMETHING ELSE THAT HURTS THE HEAD.

What say mid-tide?

[fancyaflutter]

Swimming?