what a catch

[futurebruises]

pairing: krischen
rating: nc-17
warning: catboy!au, mentions of bondage
genre: smut
length: ~3100 words, oneshot
summary: unabashed bachelor jongdae forgets he ordered a catboy off the internet, and the catboy he gets almost makes him wish he hadn't. keyword almost.
prompt: here
note: it is very very early in the morning and i'm on spring break!!

Comments

[seafoamblues]

HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING
CHENRIS ;_; CATBOY AU F FFFFFFFFFFFFFCUKK Kkkkkkkkkkk
kitty!kris o dag gm mg gjidogp.d GO,g
“No, man, I don’t order people."
fuck lol ogm
I LOVE YOUR DESCRIPTION OF KRIS I'M SO........ IN LOVE. and jongdae omgo mgmd s rolls around
mail-order sex cat omfg
OH MY GOD KRIS..................... I'M FUCKIGN HWE E ZEIng
aw :( broken!chenyeol. sads
i hope he isn't... really buying him cat food..... like actual............ cat food....................................
FRICKIN KRIS.
yells and rolls around
GOD this is the first time i've read a catboy fic where the catboy in heat fucks his owner... and damn it's hot :(((((((((((((((((((((((((
"The one week every month where Yifan ties Jongdae in knots and fucks him senseless over every open surface in the apartment is just an added bonus."
Ha Ha HA shoot me
GIRL I'M CRYIN' THIS IS SO GOOD

[futurebruises]

THANKS BABE I'M SO GLAD U APPROVE CATBOYS R SO FUN :))))

[seafoamblues]

please write more wh ee ze
i wanna know where kris came from what was his life before jongdae and has he ever made use of his self-lubricating butthole