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can anything bum one out quicker on a saturday night than a secret history of the kkk on the history channel?

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what the hell was tim burton thinking, letting prince come aboard to record songs for and inspired by batman?

this album needs an enema.

so you get windows xp installed on your spiffy new work compy, complete with dual dvd drives.
all you gotta do is pop in a dvd, right?
um, yeah, not unless you wanna BUY a plug-in that'll let you play a dvd.
no wonder leopard is the best selling mac OS evar.
cuz windows users gotta put up with this no-plug-no-play bullshit.
it's 2007!

ok neighborhood dingi,
you can deflate your faux snowmen now.
12 inches of snow is plenty 'nuff for realzville.
but i bet you won't.

Will Arnett.

"excuse me sir, is there such a thing as a herb alpert cd?"

It's a winter thunderland when MELTOR the Frosty Killer comes to towne!

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 after a fruitful private session with a wet-burrrito last evening, i'd like to announce my candidacy as a plus-size model.