today may be a nail-painting day. I didn't go to bed until about 11am so I was sleeping through the nasty rainy mess for about 6 hours, got up at 5:30, about to have a jack and call James because he's been calling daily but is never around when I'm available. He's always calling when I'm asleep. I mean jesus. When will people get it? Just because I ( Read more... )

I'll be lucky to get four hours of sleep in ( Read more... )

TV dinner, Magic Hat, nothing wrong with that
even though they're both unhealthy, they're delicious
to an unrefined (and mostly undefined) palate

apricot

I'm finally living with Sam once summer hits... at least I think he'll be in town over the summer. He's certainly planning on leaving his shit in our APARTMENT WE'RE GETTING.

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filed my taxes today -- my refund is $645

it'll still be a while before she visits

Matt hit me in the chin with what most people call a frisbee -- eventually it'll heal

today is the day that I have a single drink. I've done zero, but it's been a damn long time since I did one. And it was a simple 6-ounce glass of Papio. Delicious ( Read more... )

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Bad boys slept on futons, good guys slept in real beds

I sleep on a futon
without a frame, no less

ooh yeah I'm so baaad

all good points, but none the less disturbing to watchin the last 2 days, I have gotten 48 beers given to me under authority of Beverly, seeing as how the boxes for them were ruined and you can't very well sell a case of beer without a case, now can you? Unfortunately Matt claimed the YeungLing and I got stuck with two cases of Bud Light. I'm sure ( Read more... )

I am one of the invaders (information collection); I got the degree elsewhere. It's not just on Earth that it's needed. I figured, "Why get two?" you know? I am the ultimate reality. The headaches are daily and prolonged, an unfortunate side effect of containment in this pale exoskeleton. Shall I shed? Shine your shoes? Servitude is how my leaders ( Read more... )

That's not a model, I'm a model!that would be my friend Nic, also known as Sexy Nic, while I am Cool Nick. I'd prefer to be cool anyway. Not that this is a declaration of coolness or anything ( Read more... )

I have no loans to consolidate! Stop emailing me!