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Well, here I am!
I could do with a clue as to what I’m doing here. All I know is that I’m supposed to be here, and alone. What’s supposed to happen now that I’m here isn’t so clear. The future always has been more fuzzy when it involves humans. And there are so many of them here.
Jasper wasn’t thrilled when I couldn’t tell him how long I’d be. He can be so- whoops. So he’ll come looking for me eventually. I wonder how long he’ll wait before then? He’s not terrifically patient, my boy. It’s really so endearing.
Will he keep me waiting long this time?
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Hello, new friends and neighbors! My name is Alice Cullen, and I love cloudy days, parties, and clothes shopping. To whom am I speaking?