Last Night

[futurejanitor]

* Showed off my package to the lead singer of Fall-Out Boy
* Ate vomit from a ladies room sink
* Was honestly denied the privilege of dancing with "over-weight" dames.

Also my shirt has no buttons

Comments

[abcdefjesus]

too bad I asked the fattest girl in the room and she said "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[futurejanitor]

man, she just felt sorry for you saggy ass!

[robotcult]

yah knina seriously, wtf?

[jefinitechoice]

Dear eric john yankus-franco,
Please stop putting disgusting girl fluids in your mouth. These include: urine, vomit, ejaculate, snot, phlegm, lymph protein, tears, spit, sebum, and most importantly menstrual blood.
Love,
Jef

[futurejanitor]

is shit ok?

[jefinitechoice]

no.

[jefinitechoice]

Dear eric john yankus-franco,
Please stop putting disgusting girl fluids in your mouth. These include: urine, vomit, ejaculate, snot, phlegm, lymph protein, tears, spit, sebum, and most importantly menstrual blood.
Love,
Jef

[deepseaberserkr]

This is why nobody likes you, you know.

[futurejanitor]

man it doesnt matter if people like me, as long as i get a shit-ton of respect.

[futurejanitor]

and pussy

[deepseaberserkr]

DIRT DOOOOOOG!

[robotcult]

you'll never outdo me eric!!!

[futurejanitor]

nick, come on. get a fuck.

[abcdefjesus]

yah knick seriously.

[robotcult]

you're both dead, dead as dreams!