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[fuuh]

i called a woman "sir" at work. granted this probably happens to everyone at one point but i was so convinced i was right. first i was like "this is a woman" but then i heard her voice! and i was like "it HAS to be a guy"...so i called them "sir". they were like "No, 'sir'" all mockingly! OH MY GOD I WAS SO EMBARASSED LOL

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[roadrage]

steven colbert is on larry king tonight

[fuuh]

yah and he announced his candidacy for both parties LOL

[temjin_2]

It's all about pumpkin-flavored tea, man. And sweaters! :D

Also I'm going to bring up the time when I called my 7th-grade math teacher "mom." Because I've already mentioned it a zillion times and it seems relevant. D:

Do you know who Colbert's guest will be that day? It may be someone cool! Or someone that will make me jealous. Or bored. Hm.

[fuuh]

gahh i know!!!!!! pumpkin lattessss. i went to go get one last night but when i got up to the counter i suddenly was like, "i really want some tea." so i got tea..it was great

GAHHAHHAAH I REMEMBER THAT LOLOLOL YOU LOSER. and i dont know the guest yet :( its usually some author representing his book

[temjin_2]

Mannn that would be awesome if it were a Presidential candidate or something. He had Ron Paul on once! :O

And yessss for pumpkin-flavored food. The Vanilla Chai at Dunkin' Donuts tastes A LOT like pumpkin...it's freaky. And good. :D

[destinyforetold]

It's okay, I once called the Customer Service line at the mall and was repeatedly called "ma'am" even though my balls dropped years before. ~_~

I've had situations at Toys R Us where I had to avoid using gender markers to keep from falling into that trap. It's really hard! XD

[fuuh]

LOL AWWW im sorry. yeah one time my friend was mistaken for a girl - although that seemed to happen to him a lot

im trying to be a bit more liberal in my addresses now XD