[tkch] Eps 112: Quiz!! Travis Japan Ranking
After a long time, finally they have an episode full of Travis Japan! It's a pity that Miyachika didn't join in, but considering that they have never get personal segment like this before, I can't help becoming really happy! I really want to translate this since it cracks me so much.
For you who don't know, Takichannel (link here) is a website initiated by Tackey to feature juniors. They have new episode each Friday twice a month, in first and third week. They also have other segment, like "Takiko News" (new episode every 5th Friday in a month, if that month has 5 Friday), Calendar of Jrs birthday, also a new segments "Jr. Directory" (they feature some jrs self photos and rolling it each 2nd and 4th Friday).
Quiz! Travis Japan Ranking is 112nd episode of Takichannel. It aired from December 20, 2013, so it's supposed to be available until they air 113rd episode on January 3rd, 2014. I will share translations of the dialogues to help you understand, but please watch it directly at the site. We know JE is strict with any illegal issue like downloading, that's if there's suspicions they might as well close the site. Takichannel is one of so few medias where we can get unexpected news about our beloved juniors, so we don't want to lost it, right? ^ ^
So please don't rip-and-share Takichannel videos to streaming sites! :)
Takichannel #112
Quiz! Travis Japan Ranking
Note: I just randomly take notes, and I admit there's some lines I didn't catch quite right, so I ignore some lines, like when they're saying "yeah~" or "yatta~" or when too many speak at the some time also if the text is exactly the same as what they're saying. But I hope this still can help you get better understanding! :)
Anyways, it's okay to re-translate this to other language (but please let me know before hand) but I prohibit anyone to make a sub out of this.
Noeru: Travis Japan's By-Travis-Japan-for-Travis-Japan Quiz Project, "Quiz!! Travis Japan Ranking"!
Everyone: (makes noises)
Myuto: This time in Takichannel, it's a project to have more and more people know us, Travis Japan. What kind of member does Travis Japan have, also what kind of personality those member have, by all means please check it!
Takichan: This episode of Takichannel is "Quiz!! Travis Japan Ranking"! What's called "Quiz!! Travis Japan Ranking"! is a project lead by MCs where the 6 members present their own version ranking. By guessing what is the answer left blank, it's a quiz which we can know more about Travis Japan. The first question is by Abe Aran. Here is Aran's ranking!
Text: Question: "Favourite Season" Ranking
Noeru, Myuto: Ooh~ sounds good.
Shime, Hiroki: Wait, wait!
Shime: There are only 4 of those!
Text: Spring, summer, autumn, winter...
Aran: Yup, that's what I mean to.
Hiroki: Ah, so we start with low level (of difficulty).
Aran: Yup, we start with low level.
Kaji: Ah, I see.
Aran: The 3rd rank.
Myuto: Spring.
Hiroki: So it's spring, ne.
Aran: The 3rd is spring. Then 2nd rank.
Myuto: Summer!
Shime: Then it's only 2 choices left.
Aran: So, please guess my 1st rank. "Quiz!! Travis Japan Ranking"!
Everyone: (noises)
Takichan: The answers to Abe's are only autumn and winter, two choices. This question is definitely too easy for the members, na~
Noeru: And then, everyone, please present them!
Text: Winter. Winter. Autumn. Winter. Winter.
Myuto: Why? Why did you think of that, Kaji?
Kaji: He wears muffler earlier than anyone, he also wears coat so early...
Hiroki: Seems like to anticipate it, ne.
Kaji: And recently he wears fake-glasses... Somehow, isn't he looked so winterish?
Text: Even fake-glasses gives off winter feels!
Others: Fake-glasses? Is there any season of fake-glasses??? Hey!
Noeru: It's looked like that, ne, around this area. (makes gesture of glasses)
Kaji: It's the ones that seems like in winter...
Noeru: Then, Kaito, why you answer "Autumn"?
Kaito: Eh... (unsteady voice) I thought he'd once say something like that...
Takichan: Then, is it true he once said that? So the answer is~!
Aran: The 1st rank is...
Text: Winter.
Everyone: (makes noises) [LOL at Hiroki pointed Kaichan and Kaichan looks desperate :p]
Myuto: Kaji, Shizuya, Hiroki, Shime answers' correct.
Noeru: You get one point!
Kaito: Yeah!
?: You're wrong! (tells Kaito)
?: Why is it winter?
Aran: I'm weak against heat, and I don't really like sweat.
Hiroki: So it's just because of elimination? [He means that Aran doesn't specifically love winter, he's just answer winter by eliminating other hot seasons :p]
Aran: We'll is just due to elimination method, ne.
Takichan: (mad) Rather that you love winter, it's just that you hate summer, right!?
Takichan: The second question is Kajiyama! I hope for a good question, okay? Here is the ranking!
Kaji: "Things I failed in the middle of live" ranking!
Everyone: Ooh~!
Kaji: I'll open the 3rd and 2nd rank. The 3rd! I made a mistake appearing on the wrong song.
Hiroki: It should be it. Simply.
Kaji: It makes you feel "Oooh..." [he means he would just feel not familiar with the song but still has to do it]
Shime: So the 2nd!
Noeru: Forgot almost all of the choreography.
Kaito: How cool!
?: It's a big mistake, isn't it.
Myuto: Since we have "appearing on the wrong song" and "forgot almost all of dance" here, the 1st rank must be big. Substantial!
Kaji: So, please guess my 1st rank. "Quiz!! Travis Japan Ranking"!
Takichan: In this ranking too, among jrs it must be an easy question, right? Let's open the answers!
Aran: Failed in saying your own name!
Myuto: What do you mean "failed in saying your own name"?
Aran: Actually I once did it on my own. I said, "My hobby is baseball!" then I pass it to the next person. Rather than failed, I didn't say it. I forgot. I was really nervous. So I forgot the very first.
Kaito: It becomes like "The boy whose hobby is baseball", ne.
Aran: Yup, that's it.
Shizu's answer: "Didn't appear (appear in the middle of song)"
Kaito's answer: "Had your shoes taken off" [this apparently happens quite often between jrs, when they dance suddenly the shoes take off on their own, like that.]
Hiroki's answer: "Being really late"
Shime: You make cocky face too much that you stand out more than the main person!
Kaji: Okay! Let's move on!!
Text: Ignored vigorously. [okay, just to remind you traja clearly loves to bully shime :p]
Noeru: We're going to announce the correct answer!
Kaji: The 1st is this!
Myuto: "My foot's tripped then I sat down on the stage"
Noeru: Sat down!? Okay, no one is correct~
Kaji: It's on the tilt stage in some concert. On the tilt part, I was running with spirit, then I was tripped, then I thought "Oh well." So I sat down and "Yeah~"
Myuto: You're such a big game!
Text: Fairly bold.
Kaji: It left me with memory the most.
Takichan: Following it, Yoshizawa Shizuya gives question!
Shizu: You wanna see it?
Noeru: I want to.
Myuto: I want.
Text: It's that kind of quiz.
Kaito: If not so, the quiz won't start!
Shizu: How about you guess this part [the question]?
Noeru: If it's to answer this part, so you'll open these [the answers], ne.
Shime: Let's do that.
?: It's fresh!
Noeru: I think it'd be good!
Shizu: Then let me open it~
Noeru: The 1st is Morita Myuto. The 2nd is Kajiyama Asahi. The 3rd is Nakada Hiroki!
Myuto: Waa, so unexpected!
Shizu: You won't know it right!
Myuto: There's none similar points between these.
Kaji: Exactly.
Myuto: For someone that look at it...
Kaji: It's unusual.
Shizu: Please guess my question! "Quiz! Travis Japan Ranking"!
Takichan: So, the similar things between those three is~?
Noeru: Let's have everyone present the answers!
Myuto: Start by Aran.
Aran: "A Travis Japan member I'd like to be my boyfriend if I were a girl".
Kaji: "The coolest between members" ranking.
Kaito: It's because you think yourself is cool!
Kaito's answer: "Love yourself" ranking.
Myuto: So you mean by narcissist?
Others: Nakada-kun... is he narcissist?
Hiroki's answer: "I want to be if I were reborn". It's also involves personality or such, ne.
Noeru: I see.
Hiroki: Because he said he really likes Myuto.
Aran: Exactly.
Noeru: Ah, it might be good.
Myuto: If that is it, I would be really happy.
Noeru: You're right. The people chosen will be really happy.
Kaji: I'll be happy!
Shizu: Should we go with the answer soon?
Noeru (also the text): There's still one person left...
Shime's answer: "People who are good in dancing and A BIT handsome."
?: Why you put in "a bit"? It's quite rude way of speaking.
Hiroki: It's because he isn't in it!
Shizu: So you're jealous?
Others: It's improper.
Text: Lucky guess!!
Myuto: Then, should we look at the answer?
Shizu: It's "If I were reborn, who is Travis Japan member I want to be" ranking.
Noeru: There's another win! A person is correct!
Takichan: Anyways, what is the reason Morita become the 1st?
Shizu: He's really kind in shadows.
Others: Shadow?
Myuto: Shadow? You should have different way to say that.
Shizu: If it's not in the shadow, he'd be like, "Oh, it's like that" he acts cool.
?: Then when it's just two of you?
Shizu: "Hey, are you okay?" like this.
Noeru: You'd be happy with this, ne.
Myuto: Ah, because of that, ne.
Everyone: He did that to me too! Me too! [I don't know whether this is true or not but this definitely to tease Shizu LOL]
Text: Everyone!?
Shizu: EH!? You did it to everyone??? You did it to everyone???
--- [I didn't quite catch Noeru and the other saying here but basically Noeru said smth like "It must be out of your expectation."]---
Shizu: Then I'm going to change it to 6th place.
Myuto: Hey! Let me in it! So that's mean you feel kindness, ne. It makes me happy.
Shizu: Also he comes listen to our problems.
Myuto: Because I'm a senior.
Noeru: Then it's good ne.
Takichan: Continuing, it's a task from Nakamura Kaito who currently has 0 points. What kind of ranking is it?
Kaito: "Favourite Kimura-Takuya-drama" ranking!
Noeru: It's good! For the big fan of SMAP, Kajiyama Asahi, it'd be quite good.
Kaji: Dying is forbidden for Kajiyama Asahi!! [he means he won't lose at the question]
Hiroki: You are already dead!
Noeru, Myuto: That's not it.
Shime: Kuriesteru!
Myuto: What do you mean by "kuriesteru"! Get silent for a while. Everyone does this too freely!
Takichan: Everyone, please think seriously, okay? Nakamura's favourite drama 1st rank is Ando Llyod. And the 3rd is MR. BRAIN. It seems like recent drama, but what would be the 2nd?
Noeru: Everyone, please! I see.
Myuto: Those side answer "HERO", Hiroki with "Long Vacation", Shime with "Pride".
Noeru: And then, let's announce the correct answer! GOOD LUCK!
Everyone: (down)
Noeru: Kaji is... =))
Kaito: Because there's a scene someone received durian.
Text: So maniac...
Others: I don't know it!
Kaito: You didn't watch it? He received durian, and then he said "Smells bad~" and couldn't eat it.
Aran: So that's why you wear a durian-like clothes?
Kaito: That must be wrong, don't you think. Which part of this is durian?
Everyone: (cracks)
Noeru: (points at Aran) You're good!
Shime: Spins a pizza!
Kaito: He didn't spin the pizza, you!!
Hiroki: So he didn't?
Myuto: Is there such scene?
Text: There is no such scene.
Kaji: Argh~ so hard~
Noeru: And then I think, Kaito would want say Kimura Takuya's charm.
Kaito: Ah, I see. How should I say it. It's his sharp acting. Yup. I like it!
Others: "Yup! I like it!" [they're teasing Kaito since he sounded like a B-boy (rapper/hip hop boy)]
Takichan: Yup! Then the member who is in the top with 2 points, Nakada! His question is~?
Hiroki: My topic is... Manly episode! "Manly episode" ranking! [A ranking of something that he thought he is manly there.]
Shime: Well, you respect Nagase-kun anyway, ne.
Hiroki: Correct~
Noeru: (imitates Hiroki)
Text: Admiring the manly Nagase-kun
Myuto: What's up with you guys?
Hiroki's 3rd rank: "Earpicking you ear while riding a bike."
Text (beneath): It's a fiction. It's dangerous so please do not do it!!
Others: It's dangerous, you know!
Myuto: You... such an idiot!
Noeru: Just ride it, really!
Hiroki: Because it feels good. Let's go to the 2nd. "I was planning to treat seven people to all-you-can-eat yakiniku." [He didn't specified, but I think he means 7 of the other members]
Others: So you ends up not treating!?
Text: [the red text stresses "was planning"]
Shime: But then, if you really do treat, you would looked manly.
Others: Yup! That's right!
Hiroki: Correct~
Noeru: That's right! We knew it!
Takichan: Okay, okay, just continue to the end~
Hiroki: Please guess my 1st. "Quiz! Travis Japan ranking"!
Takichan: Then, how heroic is Nakada's manly episode? The answers from those five are~?
Kaji's answer: "Shouting 'Help me' loudly in the middle of crowd"
Shizu's answer: "Wears short-sleeves shirt and short pants even in winter"
Aran's answer: "Do headstand in middle of the town~"
Takichan: If the answers from these three were correct, it would be quite manly. And then, Shimekake's answer is~?
Shime's answer: "Hurt your face a little because you wash your face six times in a day."
Text: Is it manly?
Myuto: What do you mean by "hurt a little"?
Noeru: He has problem with how to express something.
Myuto: Then, Kaito.
Kaito: "When you're drinking milk the milk spilled out from your eyes, but because you're in the town, acting like nothing happens, you make it looks like eyedrops!"
Hiroki: Wow~! It's the closest!
Noeru: (face-palm) [okay I have to type this since I really loves this part LOL]
Kaito: I did it!
Myuto: I totally don't get it!
Noeru: I'm really afraid of Travis Japan, really.
Takichan: And so, please announce the 1st ranking!
Hiroki: (gulps in purpose) "Drop my briefs on the street."
Kaito: It's totally different!
Myuto: You definitely didn't do it, do you.
Hiroki: Really!
Kaji: You're the worst~ the worst~
Aran: Rather than it, so Nakada-kun is briefs-type?
Everyone: (crack) [For you if you don't get it. Between boys, the popular type of underwear is either boxer pants or briefs lol I really crack on this]
Myuto: That's what supposed to be the issue, right?
Aran: That's it!
Myuto: So you wear briefs?
Hiroki: When I was in first grade of elementary school! You must did it right, like in the street "Ah~ I dropped my briefs."
Others: There's none!
Text: Definitely not.
Hiroki: Okay listen, I'll explain it! Be silent. When I was in first grade, I woke up in the morning, then because I was barely late I picked pants from the laundry. I was picked the top of it, but because it was from the laundry, around this part there's a briefs written "Nakada Hiroki" stucked. Then when I was going home from school, it was off and "Eh!? Isn't it mine?"
Noeru: So from the morning until afternoon it had always been there? Oh my.
Aran: It must be quite a show.
Hiroki: It would be scary if it's shown, okay?
Aran: Can I say something? It's not manly at all!!
Hiroki: Correct~
Others: It's right! You're the most right!
Takichan: After 5 questions, Nakada leads a point! Can he continues like this? The last is Shimekake Ryuya from a strange world!
Shime: "If I were reborn, what would I want to be?" ranking. If it's just this, Shizuya also gave this question, right? But because I want to step over the world... I change it to something global! Well, people who knows me well should somehow understand it. The 3rd. Dolphin.
Others: He just pretends to be cute!
Shime: You know, first of all, I can't swim.
Noeru: Eh, really? Even though he really likes sea, ne?
Shime: I just like the sea. I like the atmosphere.
Noeru: Ah, so that's it.
Myuto: So you mean you want to swim just like the dolphins.
Shime: And then, the 2nd. A tall beautiful foreign girl. Usually, if I go abroad, I would be like this [so short], right?
Others: Come to think of it, you're right.
Shime: Well, I haven't been abroad though...
Text: Shocking fact!!
Others: (...crack) [I personally loves how Kaji reacts by throwing his marker lol]
Shime: I haven't but I would be like this, right? That's why I want to do this [look down to others because having tall posture].
Noeru: It would be hard to guess from here!
Shime: But, even if Aran guess this right, you can't win, right?
Aran: Yup. Because Kaito and I have zero points.
Text: 0 point. Abe & Nakamura no possibilities to turn over.
Aran: 3 points! 3 points!
Myuto: So how many points would you give in the last?
Shime: 10 points!
Others: Wait!!!
Text: Chance!
Hiroki: I object!
Myuto: You'd win if you guess right.
Text: Get mad.
Aran: But if so, Shime can't win, don't you think?
Shime: It's fine.
Others: No... no...
Myuto: You're okay if you don't win?
Shime: Yup. As long as I can step over the world...
Shime: Everyone, if you understand me, I think you'd definitely guess this correctly, please guess my 1st! Thank you!
Others: (fall down)
Text: Please announce the phrase!
Takichan: "Quiz! Travis Japan ranking!" Then, please present your answers!
Everyone: (open)
Kaito's answer: "Crocket" [I bet it's what he wants to eat most lol]
Kaji's answer: "Star"
Aran's answer: "Bird"
Takichan: These three definitely choice things that are loved by entire world. And then Yoshizawa also answers...
?: What's that, Shizuya?
Shizu: Shuwa-chan. [He refers to Arnold Schwarzenegger] This must be it!
Shime: What is Shuwa-chan?
Noeru: He's asking who is Shuwa-chan.
Shime: What is Shuwa-chan?
Everyone: (shock)
Kaito: Haven't you watch Terminator!?
Shime: I know it. There's this kind... (do matrix)
Noeru: That's not it!
Text: Totally out.
Shizu: In Terminator they don't do this, you!!
Myuto: Let's move on next! Okay Hiroki.
Hiroki: "Angel."
Myuto: I see!
Shime: You're surely... quite nonsense, ne.
Myuto: It's you who are nonsense the most!!! What they do is just to match you although you're nonsense!
Takichan: Then what's the correct answer? Shimekake, plase present it!
Shime, Noeru, Myuto: "Angel."
Hiroki: Haaaa~~~ It's 10 points you know!
Myuto: "It's 10 points you know!" You're taking it too lightly!
Shime: It's angel~
Aran: Eh, why do you want to be an angel?
Shime: Because you can step over the world.
Hiroki: See that!
Myuto: How would it feel?
Text: Shimekake's image of an angel.
Shime: That's you are being like this... [stretch out hands like flying] If there's a person in trouble... I would sprinkle magical powder. Like this.
Everyone: (crack)
Hiroki: How about if there's someone drop his briefs?
Shime: Like this. [sprinkle magical powder]
Noeru: It's awesome, thank you.
---[Takichannel logo appears]---
Noeru: So, the King of Travis Japan title is given to Nakada Hiroki!
Others: Congratulations!
Myuto: So after all, as the eldest, you really watch us!
Hiroki: That's right. I pretty much can imagine what everyone would say, and unexpectedly, the angel too...
Myuto: You get the "angel" right.
Hiroki: Yup.
?: I was surprised with that.
Shime: (pours magical powder)
Myuto: Don't go sprinkle magical powder! It's not the time to sprinkle it!
Noeru: In the end, we want to close it with Takichan's pose. Everyone, with hand-greeting. Ready, go.
All: (pose) Takichannel! Bye bye!
Others: Go Shime, go!
Shime: (sprinkle magical powder)
Takichan: Please check Takichannel again next time!
Your comments are LOVE as always :3
For you who don't know, Takichannel (link here) is a website initiated by Tackey to feature juniors. They have new episode each Friday twice a month, in first and third week. They also have other segment, like "Takiko News" (new episode every 5th Friday in a month, if that month has 5 Friday), Calendar of Jrs birthday, also a new segments "Jr. Directory" (they feature some jrs self photos and rolling it each 2nd and 4th Friday).
Quiz! Travis Japan Ranking is 112nd episode of Takichannel. It aired from December 20, 2013, so it's supposed to be available until they air 113rd episode on January 3rd, 2014. I will share translations of the dialogues to help you understand, but please watch it directly at the site. We know JE is strict with any illegal issue like downloading, that's if there's suspicions they might as well close the site. Takichannel is one of so few medias where we can get unexpected news about our beloved juniors, so we don't want to lost it, right? ^ ^
So please don't rip-and-share Takichannel videos to streaming sites! :)
Takichannel #112
Quiz! Travis Japan Ranking
Note: I just randomly take notes, and I admit there's some lines I didn't catch quite right, so I ignore some lines, like when they're saying "yeah~" or "yatta~" or when too many speak at the some time also if the text is exactly the same as what they're saying. But I hope this still can help you get better understanding! :)
Anyways, it's okay to re-translate this to other language (but please let me know before hand) but I prohibit anyone to make a sub out of this.
Noeru: Travis Japan's By-Travis-Japan-for-Travis-Japan Quiz Project, "Quiz!! Travis Japan Ranking"!
Everyone: (makes noises)
Myuto: This time in Takichannel, it's a project to have more and more people know us, Travis Japan. What kind of member does Travis Japan have, also what kind of personality those member have, by all means please check it!
Takichan: This episode of Takichannel is "Quiz!! Travis Japan Ranking"! What's called "Quiz!! Travis Japan Ranking"! is a project lead by MCs where the 6 members present their own version ranking. By guessing what is the answer left blank, it's a quiz which we can know more about Travis Japan. The first question is by Abe Aran. Here is Aran's ranking!
Text: Question: "Favourite Season" Ranking
Noeru, Myuto: Ooh~ sounds good.
Shime, Hiroki: Wait, wait!
Shime: There are only 4 of those!
Text: Spring, summer, autumn, winter...
Aran: Yup, that's what I mean to.
Hiroki: Ah, so we start with low level (of difficulty).
Aran: Yup, we start with low level.
Kaji: Ah, I see.
Aran: The 3rd rank.
Myuto: Spring.
Hiroki: So it's spring, ne.
Aran: The 3rd is spring. Then 2nd rank.
Myuto: Summer!
Shime: Then it's only 2 choices left.
Aran: So, please guess my 1st rank. "Quiz!! Travis Japan Ranking"!
Everyone: (noises)
Takichan: The answers to Abe's are only autumn and winter, two choices. This question is definitely too easy for the members, na~
Noeru: And then, everyone, please present them!
Text: Winter. Winter. Autumn. Winter. Winter.
Myuto: Why? Why did you think of that, Kaji?
Kaji: He wears muffler earlier than anyone, he also wears coat so early...
Hiroki: Seems like to anticipate it, ne.
Kaji: And recently he wears fake-glasses... Somehow, isn't he looked so winterish?
Text: Even fake-glasses gives off winter feels!
Others: Fake-glasses? Is there any season of fake-glasses??? Hey!
Noeru: It's looked like that, ne, around this area. (makes gesture of glasses)
Kaji: It's the ones that seems like in winter...
Noeru: Then, Kaito, why you answer "Autumn"?
Kaito: Eh... (unsteady voice) I thought he'd once say something like that...
Takichan: Then, is it true he once said that? So the answer is~!
Aran: The 1st rank is...
Text: Winter.
Everyone: (makes noises) [LOL at Hiroki pointed Kaichan and Kaichan looks desperate :p]
Myuto: Kaji, Shizuya, Hiroki, Shime answers' correct.
Noeru: You get one point!
Kaito: Yeah!
?: You're wrong! (tells Kaito)
?: Why is it winter?
Aran: I'm weak against heat, and I don't really like sweat.
Hiroki: So it's just because of elimination? [He means that Aran doesn't specifically love winter, he's just answer winter by eliminating other hot seasons :p]
Aran: We'll is just due to elimination method, ne.
Takichan: (mad) Rather that you love winter, it's just that you hate summer, right!?
Takichan: The second question is Kajiyama! I hope for a good question, okay? Here is the ranking!
Kaji: "Things I failed in the middle of live" ranking!
Everyone: Ooh~!
Kaji: I'll open the 3rd and 2nd rank. The 3rd! I made a mistake appearing on the wrong song.
Hiroki: It should be it. Simply.
Kaji: It makes you feel "Oooh..." [he means he would just feel not familiar with the song but still has to do it]
Shime: So the 2nd!
Noeru: Forgot almost all of the choreography.
Kaito: How cool!
?: It's a big mistake, isn't it.
Myuto: Since we have "appearing on the wrong song" and "forgot almost all of dance" here, the 1st rank must be big. Substantial!
Kaji: So, please guess my 1st rank. "Quiz!! Travis Japan Ranking"!
Takichan: In this ranking too, among jrs it must be an easy question, right? Let's open the answers!
Aran: Failed in saying your own name!
Myuto: What do you mean "failed in saying your own name"?
Aran: Actually I once did it on my own. I said, "My hobby is baseball!" then I pass it to the next person. Rather than failed, I didn't say it. I forgot. I was really nervous. So I forgot the very first.
Kaito: It becomes like "The boy whose hobby is baseball", ne.
Aran: Yup, that's it.
Shizu's answer: "Didn't appear (appear in the middle of song)"
Kaito's answer: "Had your shoes taken off" [this apparently happens quite often between jrs, when they dance suddenly the shoes take off on their own, like that.]
Hiroki's answer: "Being really late"
Shime: You make cocky face too much that you stand out more than the main person!
Kaji: Okay! Let's move on!!
Text: Ignored vigorously. [okay, just to remind you traja clearly loves to bully shime :p]
Noeru: We're going to announce the correct answer!
Kaji: The 1st is this!
Myuto: "My foot's tripped then I sat down on the stage"
Noeru: Sat down!? Okay, no one is correct~
Kaji: It's on the tilt stage in some concert. On the tilt part, I was running with spirit, then I was tripped, then I thought "Oh well." So I sat down and "Yeah~"
Myuto: You're such a big game!
Text: Fairly bold.
Kaji: It left me with memory the most.
Takichan: Following it, Yoshizawa Shizuya gives question!
Shizu: You wanna see it?
Noeru: I want to.
Myuto: I want.
Text: It's that kind of quiz.
Kaito: If not so, the quiz won't start!
Shizu: How about you guess this part [the question]?
Noeru: If it's to answer this part, so you'll open these [the answers], ne.
Shime: Let's do that.
?: It's fresh!
Noeru: I think it'd be good!
Shizu: Then let me open it~
Noeru: The 1st is Morita Myuto. The 2nd is Kajiyama Asahi. The 3rd is Nakada Hiroki!
Myuto: Waa, so unexpected!
Shizu: You won't know it right!
Myuto: There's none similar points between these.
Kaji: Exactly.
Myuto: For someone that look at it...
Kaji: It's unusual.
Shizu: Please guess my question! "Quiz! Travis Japan Ranking"!
Takichan: So, the similar things between those three is~?
Noeru: Let's have everyone present the answers!
Myuto: Start by Aran.
Aran: "A Travis Japan member I'd like to be my boyfriend if I were a girl".
Kaji: "The coolest between members" ranking.
Kaito: It's because you think yourself is cool!
Kaito's answer: "Love yourself" ranking.
Myuto: So you mean by narcissist?
Others: Nakada-kun... is he narcissist?
Hiroki's answer: "I want to be if I were reborn". It's also involves personality or such, ne.
Noeru: I see.
Hiroki: Because he said he really likes Myuto.
Aran: Exactly.
Noeru: Ah, it might be good.
Myuto: If that is it, I would be really happy.
Noeru: You're right. The people chosen will be really happy.
Kaji: I'll be happy!
Shizu: Should we go with the answer soon?
Noeru (also the text): There's still one person left...
Shime's answer: "People who are good in dancing and A BIT handsome."
?: Why you put in "a bit"? It's quite rude way of speaking.
Hiroki: It's because he isn't in it!
Shizu: So you're jealous?
Others: It's improper.
Text: Lucky guess!!
Myuto: Then, should we look at the answer?
Shizu: It's "If I were reborn, who is Travis Japan member I want to be" ranking.
Noeru: There's another win! A person is correct!
Takichan: Anyways, what is the reason Morita become the 1st?
Shizu: He's really kind in shadows.
Others: Shadow?
Myuto: Shadow? You should have different way to say that.
Shizu: If it's not in the shadow, he'd be like, "Oh, it's like that" he acts cool.
?: Then when it's just two of you?
Shizu: "Hey, are you okay?" like this.
Noeru: You'd be happy with this, ne.
Myuto: Ah, because of that, ne.
Everyone: He did that to me too! Me too! [I don't know whether this is true or not but this definitely to tease Shizu LOL]
Text: Everyone!?
Shizu: EH!? You did it to everyone??? You did it to everyone???
--- [I didn't quite catch Noeru and the other saying here but basically Noeru said smth like "It must be out of your expectation."]---
Shizu: Then I'm going to change it to 6th place.
Myuto: Hey! Let me in it! So that's mean you feel kindness, ne. It makes me happy.
Shizu: Also he comes listen to our problems.
Myuto: Because I'm a senior.
Noeru: Then it's good ne.
Takichan: Continuing, it's a task from Nakamura Kaito who currently has 0 points. What kind of ranking is it?
Kaito: "Favourite Kimura-Takuya-drama" ranking!
Noeru: It's good! For the big fan of SMAP, Kajiyama Asahi, it'd be quite good.
Kaji: Dying is forbidden for Kajiyama Asahi!! [he means he won't lose at the question]
Hiroki: You are already dead!
Noeru, Myuto: That's not it.
Shime: Kuriesteru!
Myuto: What do you mean by "kuriesteru"! Get silent for a while. Everyone does this too freely!
Takichan: Everyone, please think seriously, okay? Nakamura's favourite drama 1st rank is Ando Llyod. And the 3rd is MR. BRAIN. It seems like recent drama, but what would be the 2nd?
Noeru: Everyone, please! I see.
Myuto: Those side answer "HERO", Hiroki with "Long Vacation", Shime with "Pride".
Noeru: And then, let's announce the correct answer! GOOD LUCK!
Everyone: (down)
Noeru: Kaji is... =))
Kaito: Because there's a scene someone received durian.
Text: So maniac...
Others: I don't know it!
Kaito: You didn't watch it? He received durian, and then he said "Smells bad~" and couldn't eat it.
Aran: So that's why you wear a durian-like clothes?
Kaito: That must be wrong, don't you think. Which part of this is durian?
Everyone: (cracks)
Noeru: (points at Aran) You're good!
Shime: Spins a pizza!
Kaito: He didn't spin the pizza, you!!
Hiroki: So he didn't?
Myuto: Is there such scene?
Text: There is no such scene.
Kaji: Argh~ so hard~
Noeru: And then I think, Kaito would want say Kimura Takuya's charm.
Kaito: Ah, I see. How should I say it. It's his sharp acting. Yup. I like it!
Others: "Yup! I like it!" [they're teasing Kaito since he sounded like a B-boy (rapper/hip hop boy)]
Takichan: Yup! Then the member who is in the top with 2 points, Nakada! His question is~?
Hiroki: My topic is... Manly episode! "Manly episode" ranking! [A ranking of something that he thought he is manly there.]
Shime: Well, you respect Nagase-kun anyway, ne.
Hiroki: Correct~
Noeru: (imitates Hiroki)
Text: Admiring the manly Nagase-kun
Myuto: What's up with you guys?
Hiroki's 3rd rank: "Earpicking you ear while riding a bike."
Text (beneath): It's a fiction. It's dangerous so please do not do it!!
Others: It's dangerous, you know!
Myuto: You... such an idiot!
Noeru: Just ride it, really!
Hiroki: Because it feels good. Let's go to the 2nd. "I was planning to treat seven people to all-you-can-eat yakiniku." [He didn't specified, but I think he means 7 of the other members]
Others: So you ends up not treating!?
Text: [the red text stresses "was planning"]
Shime: But then, if you really do treat, you would looked manly.
Others: Yup! That's right!
Hiroki: Correct~
Noeru: That's right! We knew it!
Takichan: Okay, okay, just continue to the end~
Hiroki: Please guess my 1st. "Quiz! Travis Japan ranking"!
Takichan: Then, how heroic is Nakada's manly episode? The answers from those five are~?
Kaji's answer: "Shouting 'Help me' loudly in the middle of crowd"
Shizu's answer: "Wears short-sleeves shirt and short pants even in winter"
Aran's answer: "Do headstand in middle of the town~"
Takichan: If the answers from these three were correct, it would be quite manly. And then, Shimekake's answer is~?
Shime's answer: "Hurt your face a little because you wash your face six times in a day."
Text: Is it manly?
Myuto: What do you mean by "hurt a little"?
Noeru: He has problem with how to express something.
Myuto: Then, Kaito.
Kaito: "When you're drinking milk the milk spilled out from your eyes, but because you're in the town, acting like nothing happens, you make it looks like eyedrops!"
Hiroki: Wow~! It's the closest!
Noeru: (face-palm) [okay I have to type this since I really loves this part LOL]
Kaito: I did it!
Myuto: I totally don't get it!
Noeru: I'm really afraid of Travis Japan, really.
Takichan: And so, please announce the 1st ranking!
Hiroki: (gulps in purpose) "Drop my briefs on the street."
Kaito: It's totally different!
Myuto: You definitely didn't do it, do you.
Hiroki: Really!
Kaji: You're the worst~ the worst~
Aran: Rather than it, so Nakada-kun is briefs-type?
Everyone: (crack) [For you if you don't get it. Between boys, the popular type of underwear is either boxer pants or briefs lol I really crack on this]
Myuto: That's what supposed to be the issue, right?
Aran: That's it!
Myuto: So you wear briefs?
Hiroki: When I was in first grade of elementary school! You must did it right, like in the street "Ah~ I dropped my briefs."
Others: There's none!
Text: Definitely not.
Hiroki: Okay listen, I'll explain it! Be silent. When I was in first grade, I woke up in the morning, then because I was barely late I picked pants from the laundry. I was picked the top of it, but because it was from the laundry, around this part there's a briefs written "Nakada Hiroki" stucked. Then when I was going home from school, it was off and "Eh!? Isn't it mine?"
Noeru: So from the morning until afternoon it had always been there? Oh my.
Aran: It must be quite a show.
Hiroki: It would be scary if it's shown, okay?
Aran: Can I say something? It's not manly at all!!
Hiroki: Correct~
Others: It's right! You're the most right!
Takichan: After 5 questions, Nakada leads a point! Can he continues like this? The last is Shimekake Ryuya from a strange world!
Shime: "If I were reborn, what would I want to be?" ranking. If it's just this, Shizuya also gave this question, right? But because I want to step over the world... I change it to something global! Well, people who knows me well should somehow understand it. The 3rd. Dolphin.
Others: He just pretends to be cute!
Shime: You know, first of all, I can't swim.
Noeru: Eh, really? Even though he really likes sea, ne?
Shime: I just like the sea. I like the atmosphere.
Noeru: Ah, so that's it.
Myuto: So you mean you want to swim just like the dolphins.
Shime: And then, the 2nd. A tall beautiful foreign girl. Usually, if I go abroad, I would be like this [so short], right?
Others: Come to think of it, you're right.
Shime: Well, I haven't been abroad though...
Text: Shocking fact!!
Others: (...crack) [I personally loves how Kaji reacts by throwing his marker lol]
Shime: I haven't but I would be like this, right? That's why I want to do this [look down to others because having tall posture].
Noeru: It would be hard to guess from here!
Shime: But, even if Aran guess this right, you can't win, right?
Aran: Yup. Because Kaito and I have zero points.
Text: 0 point. Abe & Nakamura no possibilities to turn over.
Aran: 3 points! 3 points!
Myuto: So how many points would you give in the last?
Shime: 10 points!
Others: Wait!!!
Text: Chance!
Hiroki: I object!
Myuto: You'd win if you guess right.
Text: Get mad.
Aran: But if so, Shime can't win, don't you think?
Shime: It's fine.
Others: No... no...
Myuto: You're okay if you don't win?
Shime: Yup. As long as I can step over the world...
Shime: Everyone, if you understand me, I think you'd definitely guess this correctly, please guess my 1st! Thank you!
Others: (fall down)
Text: Please announce the phrase!
Takichan: "Quiz! Travis Japan ranking!" Then, please present your answers!
Everyone: (open)
Kaito's answer: "Crocket" [I bet it's what he wants to eat most lol]
Kaji's answer: "Star"
Aran's answer: "Bird"
Takichan: These three definitely choice things that are loved by entire world. And then Yoshizawa also answers...
?: What's that, Shizuya?
Shizu: Shuwa-chan. [He refers to Arnold Schwarzenegger] This must be it!
Shime: What is Shuwa-chan?
Noeru: He's asking who is Shuwa-chan.
Shime: What is Shuwa-chan?
Everyone: (shock)
Kaito: Haven't you watch Terminator!?
Shime: I know it. There's this kind... (do matrix)
Noeru: That's not it!
Text: Totally out.
Shizu: In Terminator they don't do this, you!!
Myuto: Let's move on next! Okay Hiroki.
Hiroki: "Angel."
Myuto: I see!
Shime: You're surely... quite nonsense, ne.
Myuto: It's you who are nonsense the most!!! What they do is just to match you although you're nonsense!
Takichan: Then what's the correct answer? Shimekake, plase present it!
Shime, Noeru, Myuto: "Angel."
Hiroki: Haaaa~~~ It's 10 points you know!
Myuto: "It's 10 points you know!" You're taking it too lightly!
Shime: It's angel~
Aran: Eh, why do you want to be an angel?
Shime: Because you can step over the world.
Hiroki: See that!
Myuto: How would it feel?
Text: Shimekake's image of an angel.
Shime: That's you are being like this... [stretch out hands like flying] If there's a person in trouble... I would sprinkle magical powder. Like this.
Everyone: (crack)
Hiroki: How about if there's someone drop his briefs?
Shime: Like this. [sprinkle magical powder]
Noeru: It's awesome, thank you.
---[Takichannel logo appears]---
Noeru: So, the King of Travis Japan title is given to Nakada Hiroki!
Others: Congratulations!
Myuto: So after all, as the eldest, you really watch us!
Hiroki: That's right. I pretty much can imagine what everyone would say, and unexpectedly, the angel too...
Myuto: You get the "angel" right.
Hiroki: Yup.
?: I was surprised with that.
Shime: (pours magical powder)
Myuto: Don't go sprinkle magical powder! It's not the time to sprinkle it!
Noeru: In the end, we want to close it with Takichan's pose. Everyone, with hand-greeting. Ready, go.
All: (pose) Takichannel! Bye bye!
Others: Go Shime, go!
Shime: (sprinkle magical powder)
Takichan: Please check Takichannel again next time!
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