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[fuxd]

One of my philosophy professors is so old that I'm afraid he'll die during class one day. He must be at least 90. We're all afraid to turn a page in our notebooks, because the crinkle of the paper drowns out his slow, quieter-than-a-whisper voice. He speaks and thinks so fucking slowly, albeit with the specificity and clarity you'd expect from an

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[so_many_penpals]

Is it Marvin Levich? Today, he told the Empiricism class that he's been around to see every major change in the department.

[fuxd]

God, there's another one? Mine is Robert Paul. I'm sure he's a great professor, but he just seems too old to function.

[nietzscheansmut]

I think there are three, at least if Bill Peck is still alive.