swift kick in the pants

[fuxomai]

yesterday, after breakfast, i started getting some stomach pains. and then the "big d" came on. not only did i not have charmin or even quilted northern, i was starting to get nauseated and fast. pretty soon both ends were in action and by 5 o'clock, i was about to pass out. so i took my dictionary and phrase book down to the nurse and found '

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the biig D

[huixingzhen]

that is horrible and fabulous at the same time. if at one point during that experience you were curled in the fetal position and repeating "why the hell did i come to this god forsaken place they call a country" then it is a complete experience. good luck with the recovery. may no small children pee on you in the process.

Re: the biig D

[huixingzhen]

I love your picture are you single?

Damn

[anonymous]

brooke, good thing you took all those "black panties", glad you had help what a way to start!

[fuxomai]

no but i was wearing my other favorite pajama pants, but i left that part out. somehow i knew someone special would bring it up.

[naka_sama]

So what was wrong? Just bowels responding to new flora & fauna?

[fuxomai]

i dont really know. i never got a straight answer from my interpreters. im guessing that was it.