Seven times seven
Who came up with the "seven deadly sins" anyway? Anyway, here's a dippy meme to pass the time...
Ganked from pouk23:
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?: My most recent ex
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Rubber duck
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Yeah
4. How about of the same sex?: Yeah
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: My most recent ex, I hope
6. What are your pet peeves?: Walking up and down stairs
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I can keep them for a long time; as long as it's something really dumb that I shouldn't have gotten mad about in the first place
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Kicked Dubya in the head while he's chained in my basement
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 10 or so at night
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: The Pope
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: I forgot
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?: Yes, but only because I worked security at an office building where they were playing on all the TVs
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: I'm not sure what a "good" workout is
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 7 or 8 I think
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: "Yuppie" beverage?
2. Meat eater?: Sadly, yes
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: I wouldn't say that I could recall accurately
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yeah... the SWIMSUIT ISSUE BABY!!!!
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?: More'n likely
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: A lot
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: A lot
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Yes
4. Have you "done it"?: If "it" is snorting coke off a prostitute's ass while sucking off a priest and taking it up the ass from Cyndi Lauper with a strap-on, sadly no
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Adnoids
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? I don't think so
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Yes
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: I can't even open a bank account
2. What is your guilty pleasure store?: Linens'n'Things
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?:
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Famous; fer sure
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Accept, probably. Keep, doubtful.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: I think so
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: 1,719
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Leaving the Christian fold
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Being confirmed as a Christian
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Make cool people happy and piss stupid people off
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Not at all; I try to always come second
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Contests are for people with small penises
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Probably
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Made iamnotsilly's sides hurt.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most want to have for your own?: Randy's nose. So I could go "Gotcher nose!" He'd appreciate the humor.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: On what?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Jesus, baby
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Sorta
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Wings, a prehensile tail, another set of arms, you name it
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Responsibility
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: Do you wish I wish I had come up with this survey?
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Gotta go with lust. Why'd you have 8 for envy and only 7 for everything else? Envy #7 is a stupid question anyway.
Ganked from pouk23:
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?: My most recent ex
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Rubber duck
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Yeah
4. How about of the same sex?: Yeah
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: My most recent ex, I hope
6. What are your pet peeves?: Walking up and down stairs
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I can keep them for a long time; as long as it's something really dumb that I shouldn't have gotten mad about in the first place
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Kicked Dubya in the head while he's chained in my basement
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 10 or so at night
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: The Pope
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: I forgot
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?: Yes, but only because I worked security at an office building where they were playing on all the TVs
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: I'm not sure what a "good" workout is
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 7 or 8 I think
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: "Yuppie" beverage?
2. Meat eater?: Sadly, yes
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: I wouldn't say that I could recall accurately
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yeah... the SWIMSUIT ISSUE BABY!!!!
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?: More'n likely
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: A lot
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: A lot
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Yes
4. Have you "done it"?: If "it" is snorting coke off a prostitute's ass while sucking off a priest and taking it up the ass from Cyndi Lauper with a strap-on, sadly no
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Adnoids
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? I don't think so
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Yes
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: I can't even open a bank account
2. What is your guilty pleasure store?: Linens'n'Things
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?:
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Famous; fer sure
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Accept, probably. Keep, doubtful.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: I think so
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: 1,719
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Leaving the Christian fold
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Being confirmed as a Christian
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Make cool people happy and piss stupid people off
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Not at all; I try to always come second
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Contests are for people with small penises
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Probably
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Made iamnotsilly's sides hurt.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most want to have for your own?: Randy's nose. So I could go "Gotcher nose!" He'd appreciate the humor.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: On what?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Jesus, baby
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Sorta
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Wings, a prehensile tail, another set of arms, you name it
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Responsibility
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: Do you wish I wish I had come up with this survey?
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Gotta go with lust. Why'd you have 8 for envy and only 7 for everything else? Envy #7 is a stupid question anyway.