The new WWW and Alexis RELOADED

[fuxupyo]

Today at work I got a call from someone who lived in Walla Walla, WA! I think that's going to be my new Halo warcy. It just makes you want to append "muddafookah" to it...

*snipes a flag-carrier with a headshot from across the map*
Me: "WallawallaWA!!!...muddafookah..."

It works, man.
Also at work today, I recieved via odd methods the

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[thewindrose]

Your saga of Alexis the Email Queen cracked me up! I was particularly fond of Response the Third.

*Laughing hysterically*

[eveningscribe]

It needs a bit more of a run on feel. "Fuggedabouditwallawallawa, muddafoocka!" *Stirs, simmers, tastes...* Mmm!

BTW, you need to post her e-mail address so we can ALL e-mail her with "PLEASE TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST."

Re: *Laughing hysterically*

[mable_syrup]

yes i would be curious to test it..

would we get a 'mean' e-mail back from her?
I wonder if she would even check to see if
we were someone she was actuall sending these
too before she responds..

my bet is that she doesn't

the answer you've been waiting for

[mable_syrup]

thanks to the magical powers of google- you can still
send her e-mails- without josh giving out her email address..

i'm pretty sure this is her-- but since i know ZERO spanish.....

the basic info her e-mail address at work most likely is..

Alexis.Benitez@quixtar.com

btw the translator said her message on that says goes
something like this... This this tremendous one, quel Mister continue them blessing

as this makes NO FUCKING sense to me.. perhaps someone with
some spanish skills could better help us understand the context
of this ???????

dear Alexis..
first rule-- NEVER EVER use your work e-mail address for personal activities on the internet. everything can be traced. it takes .3423 seconds to create a fake/bullshit yahoo account..
trust me.. i have 23432432 of them myself.

*oops*

[mable_syrup]

Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 21:05:01 -0800 (PST)
From: elamourhuele@yahoo.com Add to Address Book
Subject: los chistes usted manda la marca que mí me río
To: alexis.benitez@quixtar.com

Alexis, por favor me quita de su lista.
Gracias y tiene un día agradable.

i think that means alexis, please take me off of your list. Thank you and have a pleasant day.

she bangs

[mable_syrup]

Subject: Re: los chistes usted manda la marca que mí_me_río
From: alexis.benitez@quixtar.com Add to Address Book
To: elamourhuele@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 08:16:39 -0500

No se ni quien eres y no me importa porque nunca he escrito a esta dirreccion!

TU ERES DUEÑO DE TODO LO QUE NO DICES, PERO
ESCLABO DE TODO LO QUE SALE DE TU BOCA!

YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF ALL THAT YOU DON'T SAY, BUT
A SLAVE TO EVERYTHING YOU SPOKE!

ok so i guess the bottom is her signature---
but her message says...
Itself not neither who you are and does not import me because never there I am writing to this dirreccion!

Re: she bangs

[eveningscribe]

Oops I forgot to ask, what does "los chistes usted manda la marca que mí me río" mean???

Re: she bangs

[mable_syrup]

i dont remember what i threw into the translator-- it was something along the lines of.. I REALLY LIKE YOUR JOKES- THEY ARE VERY FUNNY

i was being sarcastic of course......