*cowers in PH33R*
Stalked again, a rant by fuyou.
chin_yu_808 is stalking fuyou
chin_yu_808’s REAL name :
Youngblood Osgatharp
chin_yu_808’s REAL DOB :
05th March 1976
Height :198 cm
Weight : 94.1 kg
chin_yu_808 has dreamt about you :
10 times
chin_yu_808 became interested in you :
25th August 2002
chin_yu_808’s latest dream about you
Both you and chin_yu_808 are working in an animal sanctuary together. chin_yu_808 suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how chin_yu_808 describes your relationship behind your back
‘I think it likes me. They must like me otherwise they would have told me to fuck off surely? Perhaps it’s just polite. Fuck please God, make her love me!’
chin_yu_808’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A pair of soiled underpants that you left out in your backyard after a night out on the razz.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
chin_yu_808 had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
God want’s us to be together. He told me last night. He said that if you refute my love than I have the right to scald you with piping hot tap water.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
29 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, could you put me through to the police? Hi this is fuyou. Yes that is my real name, what’s so funny? I’m ringing to report a serious egging at my home. This psycho I met off the internet came over here just under an hour ago and started pelting my bedroom window relentlesly for what must have been half an hour before our next door neighbours dog came out."
chin_yu_808’s Police File
chin_yu_808 is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.
Testimonies about chin_yu_808
hatefulsarang - A hardened ex-crook
‘Boring. I know fuyou and chin_yu_808 really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’
_fruitsy_loops_ - Breastfeeder of Cats
‘I always knew there was something different about chin_yu_808. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’
azarashi - Lord of the Irn-Bru
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded fuyou really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’