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Eheh... HELP!!!
My life, also called "One Heckload Of Busy With Some Casual Swearing Thrown In":
This Friday I have to give a 15 minute speech on The Picture of Dorian Gray. Which is fine, because it's my favourite favourite book but I've written a really complicated analysis of the themes of aestheticism, new-hedonism and homo-erotiscism present, and I'm not sure any of my class will actually understand a SODDING WORD I SAY. Meh.
plus the fact that I'm doing a gay book might prove not fun when discussing it with a load of immature 16 year olds. how spankingly wankingly WONDERFUL
Then on Tuesday I have a Public Spanking Speaking Contest where I don't even know what I'm saying yet.
Then the Monday after that I have to probably give a speech to the whole school about why I want to be Head Girl except I don't and they all think I'm a right nutter anyway.
One week later, I have to take part in a Debating Competition where we get the topic we have to make a 7 minute speech on FIFTEEN ARSING MINUTES BEFORE!!! we didn't realise this when we agreed to compete T^T
This, and I have mocks coming up.
Why do I always sign myself up for this shit?
So yeah, I am not a happy bunny. Really, really NOT.
And I apologise for my massacre of bold type in this extract. I'm feeling rather violent.
Apart from the fact I'm going to die in public at least 4 times in the upcoming fortnight, there is some happy.
Kim got into Oxford!! Yay!!! ::dances:: Because she is the brainbox, and will forever be Da Speedy Kim. Love to her, yo. XD
I've been reading Stephen Fry's autobiography and Neil Mckenna's biography of Oscar Wilde. And I've come to the conclusion that they are the same person.
Also I've been skiving off work for the last few days by reading such utter pish as this. It is very entertaining, though ^^
I've also come to the conclusion that
ALL GREAT BRITISH WRITERS ARE GAY yo so true
Seriously. All of them. I've just been looking up my favourite writers and poets one by one and they're all gay. Haha ^^ Guess that makes sense, ne?
Plus I think it's pretty cool an openly gay guy reads Harry Potter for the audio tapes over here. Maybe that's just me.
Anyways... It's about 9:20pm here now, and I need to finish writing this History essay chiz before Desperate Housewives Series 2 starts yay!! (Yes, I know, you Americans have already seen it >.< So unfair!)
If anyone's bored, e-mail me or shit k? x_veneficium_x@hotmail.com is the buzz, yo ^^
Hope you're all happy~
~♥~
My life, also called "One Heckload Of Busy With Some Casual Swearing Thrown In":
This Friday I have to give a 15 minute speech on The Picture of Dorian Gray. Which is fine, because it's my favourite favourite book but I've written a really complicated analysis of the themes of aestheticism, new-hedonism and homo-erotiscism present, and I'm not sure any of my class will actually understand a SODDING WORD I SAY. Meh.
plus the fact that I'm doing a gay book might prove not fun when discussing it with a load of immature 16 year olds. how spankingly wankingly WONDERFUL
Then on Tuesday I have a Public Spanking Speaking Contest where I don't even know what I'm saying yet.
Then the Monday after that I have to probably give a speech to the whole school about why I want to be Head Girl except I don't and they all think I'm a right nutter anyway.
One week later, I have to take part in a Debating Competition where we get the topic we have to make a 7 minute speech on FIFTEEN ARSING MINUTES BEFORE!!! we didn't realise this when we agreed to compete T^T
This, and I have mocks coming up.
Why do I always sign myself up for this shit?
So yeah, I am not a happy bunny. Really, really NOT.
And I apologise for my massacre of bold type in this extract. I'm feeling rather violent.
Apart from the fact I'm going to die in public at least 4 times in the upcoming fortnight, there is some happy.
Kim got into Oxford!! Yay!!! ::dances:: Because she is the brainbox, and will forever be Da Speedy Kim. Love to her, yo. XD
I've been reading Stephen Fry's autobiography and Neil Mckenna's biography of Oscar Wilde. And I've come to the conclusion that they are the same person.
Also I've been skiving off work for the last few days by reading such utter pish as this. It is very entertaining, though ^^
I've also come to the conclusion that
ALL GREAT BRITISH WRITERS ARE GAY yo so true
Seriously. All of them. I've just been looking up my favourite writers and poets one by one and they're all gay. Haha ^^ Guess that makes sense, ne?
Plus I think it's pretty cool an openly gay guy reads Harry Potter for the audio tapes over here. Maybe that's just me.
Anyways... It's about 9:20pm here now, and I need to finish writing this History essay chiz before Desperate Housewives Series 2 starts yay!! (Yes, I know, you Americans have already seen it >.< So unfair!)
If anyone's bored, e-mail me or shit k? x_veneficium_x@hotmail.com is the buzz, yo ^^
Hope you're all happy~
~♥~