Act your shoe size!
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[ ] I do my chores after being told once
[x] I sometimes do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[x] I think politics are interesting
total: 6
[ ] I show up for work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[ ] I watch talk shows
[x] I know what incredibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee
total: 2
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] I can mow the lawn
[ ] I can wash the car
[ ] I can make someone laugh
[ ] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets.
[ ] I'm generally organized
total: 6
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[ ] I clean up my own messes
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need
[ ] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[ ] I can type quickly, because I type every day
total: 2
[ ] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[x] I can watch politics and laugh.
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[ ] people have said that i look older than i am
total: 4
TOTAL: 20
Now add up how many x's you have and put "i act _ years old"
"i act 20 years old" of a possible 34.
The questions that bring us to 41 possible years:
[x] I pay rent.
[x] I sigh a lot.
[ ] My taxes are too high.
[x] I get excited about buying household appliances.
[x] It takes more than a day to recover from a wild night of partying.
[x] I grunt when I sit down.
[x] I grunt when I get up.
total: 6
NEW TOTAL: 26
Now add up how many x's you have and put "i act _ years old"
"i act 26 years old"