everybody dance

everybody dance

everybody dance like there's ass in your pants

Holy shit I feel like I'm going to throw up. There is so much fluid in my stomach right now I cannot wait until I piss this all out. How is your day? It's fuckin' lame, that's what it is.

I had to take down the Christmas tree today and then I vacuumed all the shit up because apparently fake trees fall apart, too.

I need to poop. Yes. YES. YES ( Read more... )

I'm dead. Seriously ( Read more... )

Holy shit I've got a goatee, man. What is up with that?

playlist on random -> list the first lines of thirty songs for the purpose of making your friends guess without the use of Google -> bold the ones that are guessed

1. And I can do the frug. I can do the robocop. --- (Carl) Rilo Kiley - The Frug2. Whoa, surprise, welcome to my enterprise ( Read more... )

"The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ( Read more... )

we're going to see "Donnie Darko: The Director's Cut" at arclight cinemas on hollywood blvd on saturday. did i mention... hell yes?

(1) name: Matt ( Read more... )

well, i was supposed to have a dentist appointment today, and i was gonna get a couple cavities drilled, but nothing happened. i thought it was weird since it was scheduled for 4:00, because i was told by the doctor and several assistants that they don't do actual dental work after lunch, but my mom assured me that they do it all day. sure enough, ( Read more... )

FINALLY got the whole connection thing figured out. i haven't had internet access for almost two days now ( Read more... )