hoorah, laptop has been purchased. expected shipping date: 7/15/04

nip/tuck is grrrrrrrrrrrreeeaaaat.

that is all.

hahahahahaha: "you may be good at nerve reattachment, but i'm a genius when it comes to pussy. if i build it, she will come."

fourth of july was boring. made a bomb with gunpowder and the stuff in piccolo petes, all it did was make a huge mushroom cloud. lit off some of john stead's roman candles, bottle rockets, and firecrackers. made some piccolo pete bombs, threw them in a portapotty, but it's not fun anymore. i still haven't seen dodgeball or spiderman 2, and i don't ( Read more... )

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it is now july, fireworks have been purchased, and i must find things to burn/explode. my brother bought some army men and ninja things that will be alright for a little while, but they won't last. last year we set off a rather large piccolo pete bomb in the portapotty across the street.

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geeked out on harry potter tonight... visited jk rowling's site, found out the the title for the sixth book, and read some weird and crazy theories. the following picture might not load, but it should if you right click it and select "show picture".


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"WOOOOO! You know you can't bring that weak-ass stuff up in this humpy-bumpy! You kill the joe, you make some mo'!! You know that baby, 'else you're in for a long day, A LONG DAY, 'CAUSE TRIPLE T'S UP IN THIS BIIIIITCH ( Read more... )

my fingers are much too short.

damn, i gots me some gmail... thanks dustin, this fucking rocks.

theroyalfuzzybug@gmail.com

i sleep til 2:00 pm, and i'm still tired, but then i dont fall asleep until 5:00 am, what's up with that? i'm gonna go take a shower.