Hit Me With Your Best Shot

[fuzzytoe42]

Hey Everybody, due to a current project I'd like to ask you all a favor.

What is your favorite Jesus related joke?

I'm collecting jokes for something that you'll all find out soon.
Thanks for your help!

Allen
"Tim Curry and Hank Azaria Starring In Spamalot The Musical)
S.

Comments

[ishboo]

You think you're well hung? I'm hung like this!!!

[cor256]

All the chicks followed Jesus cuz he was well hung.

Why did Jesus quit eating eating M&Ms? They kept fallign through the holes in his hands.

Ok, a few more.. later.

[cor256]

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting

[mwferrets]

Jesus saves!

He passes to Gretzky...Gretzky gets the puck...he drives...he shoots, he scores!!

[negaduck9]

Jesus saves, moses invests.

Yeah, it's old and lame. I'll be like that too before long.