Title of vid: The Adventures of Lilo
Recipient: bisclaveret
Vidder: Settiai
Fandom: Lilo & Stitch
Music: The Adventures of Isabel by Natalie Merchant
Summary: Lilo met an enormous bear. (And by "enormous bear," we mean not-so-large blue alien. Just go with it.)
Content notes: No standardized notes apply
Signed length: 02:23
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Isabel met an enormous bear
Isabel, Isabel, she didn't care
Bear was hungry, bear was ravenous
Bear's big mouth was cruel and cavernous
Bear said, "Isabel, glad to meet you
How do, Isabel, now I'll eat you"
Isabel, Isabel, she didn't worry
Isabel didn't scream or scurry
Washed her hands and straightened her hair up
Then Isabel ate the bear up
Once in a night black as pitch
Isabel met a wicked old witch
Witch's face was cross and wrinkled
Witch's gums with teeth were sprinkled
"Ho, ho, Isabel!" old witch crowed
"I'll turn you into an ugly toad"
Isabel, Isabel, didn't worry
Isabel didn't scream or scurry
Showed no rage, showed no rancor
Turned the witch into milk and drank her
Oh yeah,
Isabel!!!
Isabel met a hideous giant
Isabel so self-reliant
Giant was hairy, giant horrid
One eye in the middle of his forehead
"Morning, Isabel," giant said
"I'll grind your bones to make my bread"
Isabel, Isabel, she didn't worry
Isabel didn't scream or scurry
Nibbled on his zwieback that she fed off
When it was gone, she cut the giant's head off
Isabel!!!
Isabel met a troublesome doctor
Punched and poked till he really shocked her
Doctor's talk was of coughs and chills
Doctor's satchel bulged with pills
Doctor said, "Whoa Isabel
Swallow this, gonna make you well"
Isabel, Isabel, didn't worry
Isabel didn't scream or scurry
Took those pills from the pill concocter
Then Isabel cured the doctor
Yeah, oh yeah
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