Pansies

Jun 22, 2011 02:24

Title: Pansies
Author: fwalpaca
Pairing: 3min, OT6
Rating: G
Genre: Crack
Summary: An unwanted guest has invited itself into their apartment, and this is how the situation is dealt with.

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Kwangmin and Minwoo were reading quietly in the living room like the obedient, good boys they were, when suddenly they heard a high pitched shriek emit from the bedroom and a loud crash following soon after. They both dropped their books immediately, slightly stunned but worried at the same time.

“You guys- you guys- you guys!” Youngmin cried and sprinted towards them, panting heavily. Of course, he sought comfort from his brother's shoulder.

“What's wrong, Youngmin?” Minwoo asked. “And what was that noise, are you okay?”

“There- there- there was a spider in the closet!” Youngmin cried harder.

The two other boys exchanged unimpressed looks. Although, they really should have seen this coming.

Kwangmin patted the blonde boy on the back. “Okay, I'll go deal with it.” He said and got up off of the couch. Youngmin followed behind him, clutching onto his twin's shoulders. Minwoo just walked over with them casually, with his hands in his pockets.

Kwangmin scanned the contents in closet, but he couldn't find any spider. That is until Youngmin yelped, reaching over his shoulder, pointing a shaky finger at a relatively large black spot on the floor.

“Oh.” Was all the tallest one said.

Minwoo watched as Kwangmin grabbed his rolled up sheet of poster board, meant for a project at school. “Hey...” Minwoo whined, knowing that he would probably not ever want to touch it again after knowing what they were about to use it for instead.

“I'm just using this to bring it outside.” Kwangmin stated. He surrounded the spider by placing the rim around it.

“Now what?” A wide eyed Youngmin whispered into his brother's ear.

“Hmm...” Kwangmin thought. “I guess we'll just have to wait until it crawls up the side.” He felt Youngmin's body shudder against his back.

They all sat down on one of the beds, waiting patiently.

“It's okay, Youngmin.” Minwoo placed a reassuring hand onto his shoulder. “Kwangmin knows what he's doing... I think.” Minwoo laughed as he saw Kwangmin's face scowl jokingly. A few moments later, Minwoo checked the inside of the poster board again. “Uh, guys... Where did it go?”

Kwangmin rushed over after noticing how panic filled Youngmin's eyes completely. “Oh, it's on the other side.” He said as if everything was fine.

“Well?” Minwoo asked expectantly.

Kwangmin sighed, picking up the board, trying to make his way to a window or something. But the spider had a different idea. Incredibly spooked by how fast the spider moved towards his fingers, Kwangmin flung the poster board at a random direction, which happened to be where Minwoo was standing.

“Ah!” Minwoo screamed as the board hit him in the chest. He ran across the room, rubbing his bare legs and arms, swatting at his shorts and t-shirt and ruffling his hair. “Was it on me?!”

Kwangmin rejoined Youngmin on the bed, both cowering and hugging each other while backed against the wall. They weren't sure where it was anymore. Minwoo tried to join them as well, but was not welcomed.

“Don't come any closer!” The twins shouted at him at the same time when he took one step forward.

“You guys!” Minwoo whined, jumping up and down, feeling like he was about to cry. “I'm scared too, and you're both older than I am!”

And with great timing, Jungmin, Hyunseong and Donghyun finally came home.

“Don't come in, save yourselves!” They yelled as the other three were just outside the doorway.

“Why?” Donghyun asked suspiciously, entering anyway.

“There's a spider...” Youngmin answered quietly, still holding onto Kwangmin tightly.

“Oh, this little guy?” Jungmin asked, coming in and bending down, scooping the spider from the floor into his palms. “Hyunseong, could you open a window, please?”

The three youngest boys watched in awe as their older band mates handled this situation much better than they did. And just like that, the spider was out of their apartment.

“Pansies.” Donghyun teased as he put his bag down.

After a few minutes, a light buzzing noise could be heard. “Did- did you let in a bee?!” Hyunseong shouted, panic apparent in his voice.

And for about half an hour, the three youngest members watched in amusement as the older ones tried desperately to get the thing back outside.

“Pansies.” Kwangmin said out loud, receiving a high five from the two sitting beside him.

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a/n: Happens to me all the time... It's just more awesome when it happens to them. lol
Not sure how happy I am with this, but I tried.

boyfriend, rating: g, fanfiction

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