i keep seeing funny or sad things ( Read more... )

last night, in the haunting hour, i was standing in a backyard addled with chips of ice-nine ( Read more... )

my baby plays her radio ( Read more... )

captain matchbox whoopeeeeeeeeeeeeee ( Read more... )

i saw the faint for free.
i now know what the initial stages of implosion feel like!

i made a happy birthday cd. it is called HAPPY BIRTHDAY! CD!1. ash - a life less ordinary ( Read more... )

oliver stood still and calm while she screamed, "charlie, charlie, charlie!" hopping in circles. and when she stopped, hugged, said, "hello charlie!" oliver stood still and calm ( Read more... )

fancy toothpaste and soft pretzels with a cup full of quarters. we've been listening to before-we-knew-each-other and whisper-revealing secrets and it's all hilarious. we yell, "wait....that's HILAAAAAAAARIOUS ( Read more... )

i'm sick of this long hair shit!
the across-the-street man has a cherry tree in his backyard! at night, under the sheets, my flashlight and i plan covert ops to commandeer every last berry!

I WILL MASH THEM WITH PINK PEPPER AND MANGO SUGAR AND CHOP EVERY LAST HAIR INTO OBLIVION!

on thursday, 5 twin dudes wanted to be my internet friends. they all live in my new state. i don't think i want to be internet friends with these 5 twin dudes, except the one who has 8 pictures that are identical save the ties ( Read more... )