do you like vampires? werewolves? black magic? good fucking science fiction?

well then, may i humbly recommend the following books? damn right i may! because they are the SHIT. read them. or i'll murder a couple hundred lemmings usuing only a soup spoon and a bottle of cantaloupe scented body wash.

the movie versions of Night Watch (Nochnoi Dozor) ( Read more... )

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HI THERE! MY NAME... AH, RAOUL DUKE... ON... ON THAT LIST, THAT'S FOR SURE. FREE LUNCH, FINAL WISDOM, TOTAL COVERAGE... WHY NOT? I HAVE MY ATTORNEY WITH ME, AND I REALIZE OF COURSE... THAT HIS NAME IS NOT ON THE LIST, BUT WE MUST HAVE THAT SUITE. YES. JUST CHECK THE LIST AND YOU'LL SEE. DON'T WORRY. WHAT'S THE SCORE HERE? WHAT'S NEXT?

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i have a confession to make. i am a 20 year old, heterosexual male who watches too much television. there, i said it, that wasnt so hard. anyway, i find some of the women on tv to be PRETTY hot. these are my top 6

gillian anderson- dana scully of the x-files

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life is like a box of chocolates: a cheap thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. you're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when theres nothing else left to eat. sure, once in a while theres a peanut butter cup, or an ( Read more... )

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