Does it make me weird that I was relieved when we started doing algebra? I was just tearing through it and all my classmates were writing on the class online message board stuff like "does anyone else feel stupid for not getting this?".
I was like, aha! The tables have turned, bitches!

“Men are total bullshit” says she.

“I agree” says I.  “The things that travel through our minds, it’s a battle just to stay half decent”.

And as a man, to this much I vow;  I will never let sex or the idea of pursuing it become a distraction again.  I will only look at sex as an appealing thing when it’s both appropriate and mutual.

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I am sick.  ugh.

Guess this means it’s a stay at home and play video games weekend.

Oh, and there’s also Endurance run which is one of the funniest bunch of videos I’ve ever seen.  It’s basically two guys playing through one of those really long Japanese role-playing games on the PS2.  I’m talking long like, it took them 99hours to finish it.  ( Read more... )

You tell me that you've got everything you want
And your bird can sing
But you don't get me, you don't get me

You say you've seen seven wonders, and your bird is green
But you can't see me, you can't see me

When your prized possessions start to weigh you down
Look in my direction, I'll be round, I'll be round

When your ( Read more... )

My eyes begin to open, forcefully cracked by the penetrating sunlight of the horizon.  Every blink takes me further away from bliss, a lost chance of returning to the womb.

I stretch my arms out to feel my skin against the world, grabbing tufts of grass at each ends, eyes open now.  Blue skies, cherry gardens, apple trees.

Days among weeks pass, ( Read more... )

It’s funny how

people keep talking about a

zombie apocalypse,

but I look around and watch people

uninteresting, bland, stereotypical

and I’d say it’s already happened.

Some days I want to

meet an alien, in hopes that

maybe they are slightly interesting.

Everyone I know is generic and can be

fit onto a direct template.

I feel like I ( Read more... )

They ask me sometimes, how exactly do I do it?  How do I walk into public places, in broad day light, do what I do, and then just walk out?

Well I guess it’s sort of ironic that basic human psychology and sociology will teach you the best ways to kill.  Add a tiny bit of chaos and it’ll give you access to almost anywhere.  If you’re not a fan of ( Read more... )

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I wake up in screams again.  Pain, discomfort, agonizing searing fleshing burning splitting feeling throughout my stomach.  My screams echo throughout the halls and I try my best to concentrate on the bouncing sound, letting me know I’m still here, still real.  The pain it fades in time, the subject of my bodies rapid and drastic changes.  ( Read more... )