Apr 21, 2015 16:20
baby seal clapping at 3am,
every moment is a gif,
i have so much cray chained down,
flaw-free radio candy,
so many sekrits he needed facial hair,
dis bitch can sing,
thank you pilates,
there r wannabes and there r gunnabes,
val doonican,
bertnation,
highly symmetrical dreamboat,
his fucking voice his fucking faaace!!!,
we love adam and enjoy ourselves,
ʘ‿ʘ,
return of the king,
exuberant 69-ing,
bonkers,
charming and radiantly handsome,
coatography,
crooning colossus,
mapril syrup for your spring playlist,
favourite boy in the world,
penis-feelings for adumb,
that coat was made for beckoning,
the booty be on point,
i love to ~jacket,
♥‿♥,
i love his fuzzy boobies,
popping his metaphoric pussy,
he's the american dream,
literally ladybonering,
he's so beautiful and time consuming,
this is waaay too much foreplay,
o holy father let us bert as u berted,
#finlaly,
your voice is beasty,
boom boom,
pure pop gold,
get ready for me levine,
you want the fucks?,
i'm my own frontman :),
we just biscuit no wank,
adam bisex man now???!,
perfect combo of poetry and obscenity,
the church of pants and legs,
joyology,
it's beginning 2 look a lot like bertmas,
!!bert post,
¯\_(ツ)_/¯,
bert level: critical,
desecrating all memories of the past,
cockedandready,
lolunfaww,
pop perfection at its finest,
voice of a horny angel,
that's some berty shit right there,
radio!,
openly homosexual and it shows,
bravo,
he's finally promoting his own biscuit!,
perfectly constructed face,
majestic peacock of fucking,
ship me w secret loves,
sales!,
i've been stockholmed by melvin
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This song is everything I hoped for and then some!
the more I listen the more I love it! and even when I'm not listening it's still playing in my head.
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this is song is 3 times catchy and i love it very much
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adam on ellen in 9 dayssss
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if so that's great, i think she relaxes him lol :'D
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my first tweets, halfway through my first listen:
ahahahahah adam you sexy wily thing
i keep laughing because it's a little perverse to me which pleases me endlessly
"perverse" is one of my favorite things music can be :3. this song is not at all what i was expecting and it's taking me a while to fully wrap my brain around it, though my hips were on board from the get go. (which is fairly similar to my initial reaction to adam, actually: brain: you don't find this person attractive. no you do not. hips: lol ok den.)
a little later:
he's playing at something in those versesthe verses would NOT have been my choice, which is why it's a very good thing that i'm not a songwriter. i'm all "that chorus is the spookiest most believable sex vibe you've ever done, so what's with the earnest, gentle-boy verses? i can ( ... )
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but the verses had me a little stymied until it clicked that the chorus is great on its own but the verses are what make the chorus PERVERSE which is apparently my highest compliment lol
if the whole song was like the chorus it might be a great club track but it wouldn't be a great song
it makes me be good and go to school and church and be wide-eyed and earnest first so that when i inevitably sin it has consequences
disillusioned, sexy consequences
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perverse is always a great compliment
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