how many foreigners do you knowq in america that confides in the culture theyre in? like that brazilian dude from rit. does he go up to girls n go "hey, do you wanna go for a pizza n a fuck?" no! he pulls his brazilian charm on the ladies n gets it good. stop calling them pints, n stop sayin things are rubbish. n god help me, dont call me mate! you keep talkin the same way your heinous ass from america would say shit. n you best not call it the fucking states, cause i will blow up scotland w/ you in it. be american dammit. go up to a girl n be like "hiiii..... my name's MATT! wanna touch smiles?" cause thats you. n thats the american you. n scottish girls will love you for it. n touch smiles n rub no no's.
as far as explaining that paul is the only person you talk to in matters like this saddens me :( see? the sad face :( it means you sadden me omgz lol! j/k :) no really.... :(
ass. your an ass. i dont understand your stance against calling the states the states, when im in conversation in the states i call the states the states, here i vary it a little. america sounds to redneck, usa, is to patriotic. the states is appropriate. so yes. i call the states the states. or home. or the country im going to escape when i graduate. i rarely say mate. i do say darkslide and 54 on occasion because brits are stupid. its just shit you cant help. you should hear jeremy talk. hes starting to get british inflections. like the way they say things they use there voice in a different matter. like how are you doing is more of a statement than a question just little things. and the touched smiles, mouthbang, got old after the first week.
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as far as explaining that paul is the only person you talk to in matters like this saddens me :(
see? the sad face :( it means you sadden me
omgz lol! j/k :)
no really....
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