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[fyrespritetryst]

just saw an infomercial for a new hand sanitizing product called OutLast. it purports to keep your hands "germ-free" for up to 6 hours.  it boasts a non-sticky and moisturizing consistency, yet nowhere on the internet can i find the ingredients for it.  the website is vague as hell.  there are a series of FAQ's in the customer care section, one of

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[mathwhiz78]

Wait--you mean the boner pills don't really work?? And my penis won't get up to four inches longer? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[malloreigh]

most people are.

[greenentropy]

Can I put OutLast on my penis?

[fyrespritetryst]

sure, it's gotta be effective against that std-ridden poontang youre about to plunge, right?

[greenentropy]

oh my god. seriously...why hasn't someone had the idea for a lube/germkilling combo before?!