well i was right, there definately was an "open mouth, insert foot" moment, but fortunately, it wasn't mine.

unfortunately, it was james's...

maybe "unfortunately" is the wrong word. but then again, he's been askin' for it...

gimme a yell and i'll fill you in.

~melly <>

pretty sure i am well on my way to an "open mouth, insert foot" kind of moment...

ugh, i hate those.

~melly <>

i just realized exactly how long it's been since i've updated this journal. i read everybody else's comments/entries every day, but i never find the energy to post about my life ( Read more... )

So today I was at work at Metropolis, and I had my mom's Bud racing jacket on. I walked from the parking garage to the side door of the building and I passed a handful of construction workers and a man leaving the bank. On my way to Panera for dinner, I passed at least a dozen people on the street, and probably two dozen more in cars. They all ( Read more... )

so me thinks i'm an idiot. i just got on the mix's website and discovered that the 11/5 sister hazel concert that i'd been planning to go to is sold out.  that could make life difficult, seeing as how i don't have my tickets yet...  so yeah.  gonna have to rearrange my life again to get to that show.  cause i'm going, come hell or high water.

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so apparently, corey has whooping cough. no joke, honest-to-god, whooping cough. i know, it's ridiculous. the best part? one of the vagina monologues girls has it too. and last but not least, rachael is hacking up a lung and could quite possibly have it too, and she was breathing all over me with her sick-ass self for 2 straight days. so let' ( Read more... )

My friend Jamie quit drinking a year ago to avoid all of the extremely embarrassing things she had done in public when her alter personality, Otis Campbell, took over. One time, after several beers, she explained to our friend Joel that she had a Psychic Pregnancy lighter. If it lit, she was pregnant. If it only sparked, she wasn't. She flicked ( Read more... )

"and rubbin', son, is racin'."

"i want you to go out there and hit the pace car."

"you can't come in right now...we're eating ice cream."

"loose is fast and on the edge of outta control."

"harry, i'm not goin' faster, everybody else is goin' slower."

"we've got ourselves A SPONSOR!"

"a concealed weapon. now the question is, will he actually ( Read more... )

woke up for work at 5:45 to be at work this morning by 7:00 for the second of three days in a row, so i'm pooped and i'm gonna make this quick ( Read more... )

ok, so i know it's been forever and a day since i've updated in this little shin-dig, but hey, what can i say? i've been busy. and this time, that statement is actually true. let's see, where to start ( Read more... )