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Nov 14, 2004 13:58

megan: come on jess, don't you wanna go to church with me? you can be with your favorite person in the world...

*jess looks around confused, pauses*

jess: ....god?

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flogging_megan November 14 2004, 19:09:08 UTC
i meant april and myself....

who spends time with god at church? arent you there to get forgiven, partake of some god and then leave? they should make it a drive through, ..yes i want two jesits and some wine please?

its good to be catholic

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g217_is_rad November 14 2004, 19:11:02 UTC
the catholic drive-thru

"hi, welcome to guilt-and-go, how may i redeem you?"

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flogging_megan November 14 2004, 19:15:21 UTC
yes, i would like um, a large order of forgiveness, a side of ever lasting life and to drink.....hm do you have any holy water? ill take some holy water.

ok sir that will cost you a few years in purgatory and your 1st born son and 2 hail marys

damn these places charge so much now a days, timmy get out of the car and go with the nice lady

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