i love going on vacation!

( yes, there are pictures of food under here. )

( hot dog! )

stay at the gramercy park hotel.

see the large glass in person.

see guernica in person.

quit smoking. done 9/3/2007

have my own store.

learn how to drive a stick shift.

visit some redwoods.

under the lazy eye of the moon, i realized my good fortune: night swimming and warm apple pie at four-thirty in the morning.

right now there is a serious battle going on in my head. the tetris theme song and "just a friend" by the lovable, diabolical biz markie are fighting it out for the rights to my brain. i hope biz wins.

on my way to work today, a car passed me. the bass was so loud it was like being sandwiched between 56 vibrating motel mattresses. by that, i mean it was really loud.

another thing. taco bell "quesadillas" taste a million times better if you eat them in your car while listening to your friend on the radio.

oh man! dark cut is the grossest, most fun game to play at work ever! check it out, it is on yahoo games.

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last night i went on a road trip to new york. we stopped by ol' dirty bastard's place. it was in the middle of nowhere, and he had an amazing fish tank shaped like a house. i drew all over maps and saw animals and cut up cookbooks. it was great.

actual sign at grocery store:

"do you remember a good holiday without fresh strawberries? no!"

hardings, you are my favorite friendly market.