so my 2.5 yr old son just declared. argggggh. i told everyone i know (including myself) to watch the language around him - little did I know how bad it could get.
in the last few days I have heard him say

fucking time out
fucking santa claus
fucking store
fucking drink
fucking go to your room mom

oooouch.

well, things have been PRETTY darn crazy here, but i must say, i am proud of myself for maintaining, even though there are times i want to claw out my own eyes or someone else's. i juggle money so efficiently and apparently effortlessly i am suprprised people don't want to hire me to play the Check 21 game for them. don't have enough for rent? well ( Read more... )

well, the grypster and I hung out all day with Rob, my ex's friend who has been saying he will move to FL for years and finally did just yesterday. he was kinda freaking out thinking he made the wrong choice, so we just talked ( Read more... )

God, could they be more true ( Read more... )

so anyhow i am picking truth in this childish game, because I have heard the dares - and they run the gambit between putting your bra in a tree and sucking on someone's nipple until they come. Picking truth isn't that much better - being asked if I enjoy anal sex, to describe my best orgasm, have i ever had sex with a woman, if i still have sex ( Read more... )

ther is nothing much better than cruising fast down a freeway, pixies full blast and freshly stoned for the first time in a week ( Read more... )

these girls are like wildfires ( Read more... )

so its funny how some people judge so much - based on appearance, or upbringing, or income level. One friend of mine that I thought was not this way, although a persnickety and strange person, she was still very knowledgable and giving... anyhow i am embroiled with her in financial circumstances (based on our mutual choice to be friends as well as ( Read more... )

i realized today while stoned that my whole life i have often felt as if I am getting over some recent, horrible tragedy - that feeling of numbness and shock, not knowing how to go on - sometimes this is warranted based on circumstances, of course, but something tells me there is something deeper to this feeling - like somethign I experienced as a ( Read more... )

Last night around 10:30pm I hear barking right outside our door, and think - holy shit - a dog and my cat Puss is outside! I open it, and see him standing there with his back to me, rigid and hissing at a disappearing pit bull ( Read more... )