gym hunt and photoshopping

[g__m0ney]

This past week in an effort to find a local gym that didn't bite, I've been jumping around from one free-trial membership to another. Even at such a name brand place like Gold's Gym that boasted a slew of activities, their gym was just not up-to-par. Oddly, I found myself missing the overcrowded Palladium gym

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gangster

[awalkingbar]

Little did you know that Aramark now supplies the workers for the Goshen YMCA as well. "Mothafucka tried to play me for cheaper gym rates."
The fact that you're falsifying documents to get cheaper gym rates pwns, by the way. Reminds me of something my friends out here would pull. You sure you're not Persian?

[leogrib]

First of all, what's this "no sense in committing fraud for a gym" crap? Are you going to let your colossal guns lose their pump? You can't let that happen, you just can't. You know, you can stay huge by poking them with needles, producing an inflammatory reaction to get that temporary swollen look. And what about stretching? Where are you going to stretch your fingers and forearms? Take my advice and use the falsified document, it's worth it.