I acknowledge a pretty successful heckle

[g_ather]

I was just walking down an alley-way on my way to a gig when a bloke going the other way yelled out:
"Hey! Maybe your socks should have a party and invite your pants down to join them!
I think you're a gaylord! Except without the lord!"

Obviously this was quite painful for me - not only does he suppose that I am gay, but he assumes I am not even

Comments

power/comebacks

[gaymantis]

It sucks when homo digs are compounded with other homo digs. Then you get weary. I know it's old hat, but if you take up boxing, you walk the walk, talk the pork, and then put a nice lady on the spit to prove how manly you are. You can't 'live on the edge' without somebody thinking you're a poof though. Straight guys who get mistaken for poofs should take it as a compliment. Killer diss though.

Re: power/comebacks

[g_ather]

It's only blokes that think I'm gay though. The ladies know where it is at. In my pants.

Re: power/comebacks/throwbacks

[gaymantis]

I think it's in your head. I mean, I think they like what's in your head. And by that I don't mean there is a dick in your head.

Re: brokeback

[g_ather]

My head is exclusively occupied by sheila biology; also attack helicopters

[bridgetolio]

In your pants indeedy!

you should change your fruit in your livejournal photo and then come and see me and Dan. I don't know how far Oxford is but I would love to hangarang sometime!

BANANA FOREVER

[g_ather]

G'day bridget - oxford's like an hour and a half by bus from london I think. I was planning to come into london in a couple of weekends' time but if you would also like to visit oxford, please do! I am still no real expert but I can show you some sights!

Re: BANANA FOREVER

[sour_milk_sea]

man i cannot believe that an hour and a half on a bus gets you between two CITIES
BIG CITIES. REAL CITIES.
when i lived at my parents' house it took me over an hour and a half to get to uni on the bus and train. that's JOONDALUP-UWA=OXFORD-LONDON in equation form. wtf. sorry to swear.

Re: BANANA FOREVER

[g_ather]

Well to be fair Oxford isn't really that big. But I know what you mean! Also there is a town/village like an hours walk in every direction!!

Hey have you been crook recently? If so, hope you are doing better!

[_gelfje]

obviously they don't know you
if they knew how cool you really are, they would never have said that
don't take it to heart!
there are people out there who suck, but there are enough who don't :]
xoxo

[g_ather]

Thanks gruff - don't worry, I'm not really that worried about the whole thing!

[pimpfish]

Major props to the guy for the pants/socks comment! All you get here is fat chicks with to much makeup in hyundais screaming past at 90km yelling something random you cant even hear over the traffic.