A man of many words, most of them 'awes'

Jan 07, 2007 11:38

Recently I have been travelling. A lot of people do this for fun. What a mob of weirdos! Travelling totally sucks! You have to queue up for yonks, have your fingerprints scanned and then they gave me a body scan. Fortunately they did not detect my body's extraordinary powers; if they had, it could only have been pandemonium. The other worst thing ( Read more... )

very funny entry, instructional

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ballsmcsteel January 7 2007, 12:38:25 UTC
You are funny!

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You're not so bad yourself g_ather January 7 2007, 12:41:47 UTC
I can be charming, too.

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Re: You're not so bad yourself mellie28 January 8 2007, 02:06:56 UTC
You can't flirt with him anymore Oz...he's a man slave now.

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Re: You're not so bad yourself ballsmcsteel January 8 2007, 10:22:54 UTC
I think the UN passed a law that says he can.

Un Resolution 640x480 : Oz is for every one and twelve awesome things you can do with bannanas.

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mellie28 January 8 2007, 02:06:12 UTC
Oh dear...I'm sorry your New Years Eve bit it that much. Also sorry that we didn't get to catch up with you while you were back albeit briefly.

I wouldn't worry about the urine issue. If you are the sort of person that cleans toilets for a living you've probably seen it all and a little puddle of yellow liquid means nothing, provided you haven't been eating asparagus, of course.

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g_ather January 10 2007, 16:58:00 UTC
I am also sorry I did not get to bust yous up while I was back!
Also Have you seen Kenny? What a good film.

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mellie28 January 10 2007, 21:46:15 UTC
No I haven't had the chance yet, but I desperately want to.

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sour_milk_sea January 8 2007, 02:06:55 UTC
"They are the clothes, of a man."

That sentence is beautiful. It could have been uttered by Nice Pete himself.

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acol_vida January 8 2007, 05:14:03 UTC
seconded.

also, did you get my email oz?

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g_ather January 10 2007, 16:58:53 UTC
I wish I was good friends with Chris Onstad

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tancred January 8 2007, 03:02:45 UTC
On the way to Canada, they give you dinner and then, only a handful of hours later, afternoon tea.

Are you still using metric measurements now that you're back in England? Sorry to be a fuss, but I'm just not sure how many hours you could fit in an imperial handful.

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g_ather January 11 2007, 10:36:01 UTC
So little partying on that plane

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