QUEENS OF THE STONEAGE ARE ON MY TV!!!!

I am SO SO GLAD I chose not to go anywhere tonight.
Otherwise I would be missing my favorite fucking band ever live from London. Playing my favorite songs and just reminding me why they rule my ass for life.

Ok, I just wanted to write that down in my euphoric state.

HAPPY 22ND B-DAY MY TOKEN LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!Now, I know I don't talk to you as often anymore (my fault) but that doesn't mean you aren't always in my thoughts. I remember last year talking to your drunk ass on your 21st and it was absolutely hilarious ( Read more... )

It's my Mommy's Birthday ( Read more... )

I had to update my Lohan icon. Not feeling the blonde but I love her like she loves Blow. I can't even knock her for being a coke head but shit, all things in moderation. I bet she has a hole the size of a dime in her nose by now...or maybe she's got smart and just rubs it on the gums...Hmmm ( Read more... )

I hate when I'm eating Twin Ice Pops with one hand and if I bite too hard, the other half plops right down on my shirt.

Glad I got the boobs..otherwise it would be all in my lap and I don't have on pants and who would want to go to sleep with their thighs all sticky?

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Don't Answer That.

Ha..I just found 3 blank CDs sitting on the desk. I think to myself "Awesome, now I can burn that CD off of the comp finally ( Read more... )

I am dying to find that song from the Ipod Shuffle commercial.

The first commercial had U2 in it with that dumb song. Now they have a good song yet they don't tell you who it is..that sucks!

Does anyone even know what I'm talking about?

My migraine is coming back...

My Mama met Melyssa Ford on Friday. She is like the Queen of Video Girls. She was just on the cover of "King" magazine and she's in that "Candy Shop" video. She was telling my mom how Wal-Mart is her "spot" and whatnot. My mom said she was really nice and stayed in the pharmacy section with her a long time while my mom was helping her ( Read more... )

I can actually use the accomplised mood thingie..cuz I actually did something pretty dang cool ( Read more... )

I am Pissed off.


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