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[g_garius]

HAPPY CHOCOLATE ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!

I get to work.

I guess my employers know that I am the only one certified that can protect Catrina's patrons from the holy undead.

Comments

[philling]

Somebody at your restaurant is responsible for making me a very sub-par omelet this morning.

[bryc_e]

Was it as sub-par as the Kraft-Singles-Carrots-And-Beer Soup we had? In golfing parlance, that would be referred to as an eagle.

[philling]

Not quite; it was more sub-par in the Sand-and-No-Name-Brand-Peanut-Butter-Wrapped-Up-In-Something-That-At-One-Point-Might-Have-Been-An-Egg-In-Times-Long-Gone.
What's that called in the sporting world?

[bryc_e]

Smartass.

A hat trick.