10 reasons why very slow easy pieces suck ass

[g_hippo_alex]

1. They suck

Comments

[lucasthelocust]

Dude, shitty days are shitty. In addition, lots of slow pieces rock. However, they tend to not be what you're talking about.

[g_hippo_alex]

Well see, I was referring to a specific moment in time. Get this: I was at a masterclass where my chamber group would've been playing except for the fact that our first violinist dropped out at the last moment, leaving me and the violist stuck with a shitty kids' piece that we were forced to learn in thrity minutes after which point, we played yet made some very careless mistakes and were left naked and rotting for the other groups who had showy pieces to tear into shreds.

[lucasthelocust]

You see, that's bad. I am sorry for you. Had you been rock 'n' roll, you would have announced to the audience the douchebaggery of this first violinist. Since it was a chamber masterclass, it is good that you did not do that.
The point is, I'm sorry; what happened to the violinist?

[catchbleh]

I my own words, "Chopin, I am going to desecrate you and your sonata writing grave."